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@zoocat@tooters.fun And even if it was a real minor that would be bad and stuff so that's that

@zoocat@tooters.fun When I was 15 I never told them I was 15 because they would stop talking to me so I think only one kind of person says they're a minor, and it's usually not a minor (or it's one who hasn't learned that nobody wants any drama).

I know people get really mad about this sort of thing but I only do this privately......... sometimes, when I see lolis in hentai drawings (or shotas), I giggle evily to myself and my inner monologue goes something like "HOHOHOHO THAT'S SOME PRETTY GOOD CH*L***RN!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOWEE THAT'S SOME HARDCORE C**L*P***OG*APHY!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CH**D*EN!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AAAAOOOOOOOOGA!" and that makes me feel a rush of naughtiness and it feels so good :sadhug:

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When I go to a con and run into random "black annoying person", how do I avoid/ignore them (because they suck shit not because they're black) without being called a racist?

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"I'm sorry you're peengina is driving me crazy" you'll say to me in hushed tones during an office meeting
"Mmm, well YOUR peengina is driving ME crazy" I'll whisper
(Greg looks at us and it gets awkward he wasn't supposed to hear.)

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If I inserted what was called my penis, into the hollow of what was called your vagina, and they melded together into what was called a peengina, would you accept or reject me as your peengina partner?

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:role_nsfw:ララフェル は いい ぞ

pixivの管理画面とか見るとまんぐり描きすぎな気がするな

I swear to god if I can't suck that big black faggot ass (smooth/clean) imma get depression

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Random guy: I'm what you might call...........an active pedophile
*Cuts to him doing extreme sports*
(then cuts to him fucking a group of lolis/shotas)

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Torturing a group of gay bashing homophobes to death I Spit On Your Grave style with anal rapings with shards of glass and shit, and if they don't scream hard enough they get dosed with some sense enhancing toxin until they're sufficiently psychologically vulnerable and terrified, and then they all are forced to fight to the death in a perverse version of musical chairs (when the music stops the last person out has to get glass shard raped by the others to death, any who refuse to be punishers get their legs chopped off).

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Straight boys who get violent over being outed as GAY LOVING FAGGOTS should have their front teeth punched out.

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It's really fucked up the Dr. doesn't give me lolipops anymore. They act like they don't even want to treat me, they disgusted by my body and want me to die I think, they wish the rule of modern society didn't exist so they could refuse me even the pretense of treatment and tell me they hoped I died before I could breed. When you're a kid they think you're cute. You get a lollipop.

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OH I FORGOT I WAS GONNA HAVE AN AFTER DINNER LOLIPOP :3

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Was feeling like everyone hated me for a second there...

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