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@arisudotexe Like rp? I'll come in rp form because I'm not getting off my couch. My neck hurts. Anyway yes! I'm super down for the mall, I want to hang out in the arcade for a while though.

GOOGLE STOP CONTROLLING ME GOOGLE JUST BE NICE TO ME GOOGLE BE MY FRIEND

Stewie is my guilty pleasure
Stewie and Brian are the best pair
As a couple
A sexual couple

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Instead of being mad at the super hot twink who only is attracted to abusive pieces of shit, make yourself one of those abusive pieces of shit and abuse him for not appreciating you (consensually) Rape his ass and slap him until he begs you to stop. (consensually). And then when he cuddles up on you for after care say "get the fuck off me, faggot" because you hate him for not appreciating you when you were nice, and you're disgusted by him for that. But you have won now, so you leave, and he misses you, he craves your abuse, but you're not interested, and he always has a hole in his heart that your abuse could fill, and so you've won, by being the monster he wanted, and then leaving him, you have shattered his disgusting little broken soul and made him into what he deserves to be, completely broken.

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@Sigma I agree, I don't understand the people who support Russia, I don't understand what could possibly be appealing about Russia

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Trust me, if Putin gets his way in Ukraine, he is going after Lithuania, Finland, or Poland, next. Russia's history of land greed goes back centuries. Nothing will suffice to slow them down besides a sharp and brutal rebuke.

@turntechGodhead "As long as you hate yourself enough to be our whipping boy"

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here is my stance on "contact" to satisfy the cop in ur head that some of u faggots are way too late on getting around to killing:
✳ i think sex between kids and adults is extremely fraught and generally dangerous. this is due to differences in mental, emotional, social, and sexual development, as well as (and i would say most importantly) differences in social power, autonomy of choice and movement, access to material resources, etc
✳ in other words adults have too much power over kids to be safely able to engage in or negotiate sex, and kids have too little power to safely and confidently say no and enforce that
✳ i am not going to frame this as "anti" anything like i am about to pull out a gun and become a cop over a philosophical disagreement
✳ i think an adult should never push or encourage a younger person to engage in a sexual interaction, as there is virtually no way to acertain whether or not that is consensual (it is always dubious)
✳ i think if a young person very sincerely believes that are able to consent to a sexual (or otherwise) engagement with an adult, then that is their own business and it is not my business or anyone elses to tell them otherwise. do not attempt to take away a young persons autonomy
✳ i think an adult should generally refuse to engage in advances from a young person who appears to have interest in engaging in sex even if the young person believes it is consensual. yet again, i am not about to pull out a gun over this, i am just wary of this generally
✳ here is the part that is going to get me killed: there are very clear and obvious differences between the physical and psychosexual development of a 17 year old and a 5 year old. if u try to flatten them out to the same thing, ur a fucking moron. 5 year olds very clearly have no capacity for consent to anything, and they are entirely at the mercy of people older and bigger than them. 17 year olds are effectively not distinguishable from 18 year olds in terms of physical or psychosexual development. yes there is an objective gradient. if u don't agree u are literally too stupid to be using judgement for anything and need to just shut up
✳ this doesn't mean it's ok for adults to have sex with 17 year olds. it does mean that it is about the same level of ok as adults having sex with 18 year olds, in terms of physical and psychosexual development. process that concept with great care before u make a judgment
✳ the big difference is that 18 year olds are, in the context of society, granted much more autonomy generally and especially autonomy of movement. for example, a 17 year old can be legally prevented thru the threat of state violence from leaving their parents house, and an 18 year old cannot. this is a huge and important difference, and is the reason an adult engaging in a relationship sexual or otherwise with a 17 year old is much more fraught and dangerous than with an 18 year old. in other words, yes there is a difference in capacity to consent, but it is due to social autonomy differences and not "brain development". if u disagree u need to do some more "brain development" urself
✳ once again i am not going to pull out a gun and become a cop over disagreements on any of this, and anyone who would is a cop and a piece of shit and a danger and an enemy in my eyes. i am not here enforcing morality, i am here talking philosophy about something that needs to be handled seriously and carefully
✳ people who try to boil this down to a contact label are fucking idiots. don't talk to me if ur about that. i am anti contact labels, and honestly anti labels in general. keep ur stupid fucking lazy thought reductionist ways away from me and my friends or i will stab u (verbally and/or in my brain)
✳ just use ur fucking words already u fucking baby. cast off the shackles of twitter bio keywords and speak ur thoughts plainly and clearly instead
✳ if u need me to tl;dr this into a contact label to satisfy ur lazy idiot baby brain, then pick whichever one will make u block me faster. pick whichever one makes u feel bad and hate urself. read my words or don't, but don't make me reduce myself into one of two buckets, i don't play that game, fuck u

My doctor told me that she doesn't usually see spine problems like mine with people who haven't been in the military. And I had to stop myself from saying "because I'm hardcore motherfucker, you don't know me, you don't know the shit I do, and the biggest joke is it was all for nothing, I'm old now and can't do any damn thing and I wasted my life training."

I will get everything I want through positive visualization! Even a very muscular strong and sweaty woman with solid big muscles.

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I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD DAY I AM FEELING BETTER NOW THAT I VENTED AFTER SEEING THAT HORRIBLE RACIST PORN ON SOCIAL MEDIA /serious

@Remejy Ughhhh this discourse seems so normal to me that I mentioned it to someone irl who I would never see again, because we were talking about zoophilia, and the look they fucking gave me when I said "Yea, you know what *I* hate, is how everyone says it's abusive to get them to give you a blowjob." and since they were confused I elaborated, "You know, because that's like, their puppy instincts and people are like, saying that's wrong and stuff (lol amirite what weirdos haha)" and they just kept giving me the look. :sadhug:

Random guy: Hey Jazzy! *is black*
Me: LIGHTEN IT
Random guy: W-what?
Me: YOUR SKIN. LIGHTEN IT.
Random guy: *cries*
Me: *Sits down, makes a face* Heh chief, what's this about.... you're upset because I told you to lighten your skin...huh?
Random guy: *Through choked up tears* Y-Yeah, I just wanted to be friends, b-but you hate me wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: Oh no, no no no no no oh no no no no no, I don't hate you, I hate the world, and you just happen to be apart of the world, and so I'll say all kinds of nasty horrible downright mean things to you to hurt your feelings.
Random guy: S-so you don't actually want me to lighten my skin?
Me: Oh no I do because it's fucking disgusting, I can barely make out your fucking facial features they all just blend into the darkness.
Random guy: *Cries again*
Me: God damnit, soft people, you will never survive as a nigger, there's much meaner people than me out there BOY, so suck it up, act white, marry a black woman, get in whiteys good grace and prove you're not a despicable animal who humiliates the white man by accepting the advances of his disgusting wretched pale crickety white bitch. Can you do that? Can you do that Tyrone?
Random guy: My names Alan....
Me: Well Tyrone Alan, can ya do that?
Tyrone Alan: I don't know....what if the white bitch is really fine??
Me: Well Tyrone Alan, if you really want me to hate you, I mean especially you, Tyrone Alan, you should participate in race fetishism. But if you want me to respect you, then you should feel enough shame to keep away from that white booty, and even give the bitch a smack for coming onto you, a black man, black and proud Tyrone Alan, Black and Proud, that's what you need to be. Do not sully your black dick on white mans women.
Tyrone Alan: I think I understand now, thankyou for showing me the way!
Me: Well, it's nothing, I try, now run along Tyrone Alan, I have a woman who is exactly 85% white and 15% black just like me,and she's expecting me. Birds of a feather Tyrone Alan! Remember that! Birds of a Feattthhhhheeeeeerrrrrrr *my voice trails off as I ascend into the sky in my hot air balloon.*
Tryine Alan: That man is truly wise *while looking up into the sky*

Last hot take I think for a while but.......I hate blacked with their stupid big black bodies and shaved heads they look like stupid fucking ninja turtles I hate them

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