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@zoocat@tooters.fun I had a crush on my teacher. She was chubby but not fat. The kind of woman who could lift a calf over her head in the old country. She taught us how to read with the first Harry Potter book.

@Kiri @Sploofy The movie with the thunderdome not Max Carson lmao

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And I hate it because this is literally how my exs were they would call me disgusting faggot and shit without asking and it made me feel awful.

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I don't feel comfortable with a boyfriend who doesn't feel comfortable with me calling him a disgusting faggot but lovingly. I have such urges to call people I find attractive disgusting pigs. I think it's because I have to devalue them to feel safe or something, I didn't used to be like this but then partners betrayed my trust.

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Watch me end up marrying a prostitute after all the shit I say about women with high body counts (I pray to god not though)

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@turntechGodhead @Sniffler I have had this exact sequence of thoughts before, and I still don't know what to do.

Just made and ate the most delicious limburger and parmesan grilled cheese with sliced apple, and holy shit is this good. I'm glad I didn't give up on the limburger, took me years of trying it over and over again before I learned to like it, but finally, here I am, with my stanky grilled cheese, happy af.

@arisudotexe Well idk which mall anyway even if I had the energy to get up right now...:(

I worry that I will never post that one banger, that one perfect banger post that makes a perfect *swish* when it goes through, the perfect post, the most perfect political bantz serious casual religious comedic self reflective self referential all understanding all encompassing post.....the perfect post...if I could ever make a post like that, it would be the same as reaching enlightenment. /s

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@arisudotexe Like rp? I'll come in rp form because I'm not getting off my couch. My neck hurts. Anyway yes! I'm super down for the mall, I want to hang out in the arcade for a while though.

GOOGLE STOP CONTROLLING ME GOOGLE JUST BE NICE TO ME GOOGLE BE MY FRIEND

Stewie is my guilty pleasure
Stewie and Brian are the best pair
As a couple
A sexual couple

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Instead of being mad at the super hot twink who only is attracted to abusive pieces of shit, make yourself one of those abusive pieces of shit and abuse him for not appreciating you (consensually) Rape his ass and slap him until he begs you to stop. (consensually). And then when he cuddles up on you for after care say "get the fuck off me, faggot" because you hate him for not appreciating you when you were nice, and you're disgusted by him for that. But you have won now, so you leave, and he misses you, he craves your abuse, but you're not interested, and he always has a hole in his heart that your abuse could fill, and so you've won, by being the monster he wanted, and then leaving him, you have shattered his disgusting little broken soul and made him into what he deserves to be, completely broken.

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