JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Voice of God:...and you will be president, of the world, and you will have super powers
Me: FUCK YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*I tear across the nation as the president in a rocket suit with a flag that blots out the sun and says NO MORE LAWS while KICKSTART MY HEART by MOTLEY CRUE plays over the national emergency alert system*

@mja Yea same, I'm watching Lucifer some dc spinoff, but about to you know .....goon, gotta destress, with the goon sesh, while Lucifer plays in the background maybe

@mja My new years was alone, what about you?

@mja Hi fren

@mja :3

If my ex was fucking a fedi fren and I all three of us found out I'd be like "What no wayyy woahhh" and then me and the fedi fren could hang out and stuff

https://youtu.be/ElUg4jF3z_A
This song makes me fucking cry because it hits too close to home. I had a tim, I wished he was a girl.......and the funny thing is he did too.......but we had trauma, and he couldn't be who he wanted to be, and I couldn't be who I wanted to be, and our two hearts shaped for each other have been doomed never to meet again.

Ok finally my ex was clear that there's no romantic intent and I was like oh thank god because I don't get possessive when she's just a friend. Less stress. Less anger. Much gooder vibes. I still think she's going to gack my sack at some point because that's the kind of friend she is, unless she's changed, in which case good for her! I'd be proud of my friend for overcoming her degenerate nymphomania that made her fuck disgusting nigger bucks who would then jump on her and rape her after she said "stop! stop!" .

Goodluck Japan and stay safe 😭

Do you think the ancient cult of Aphrodite were called simps? Do you think people made fun of their waifu? Do you think they had one follower who got autistic and mad and was like "No she's MY waifu JUST MINE NOBODY ELSES!!"

@abortionsauce @grumpy the same reason whites have claimed to be black for victim points

@grumpy @abortionsauce It COULD be real, or they could be faking, or it could be a memory problem and not an "identity" problem, or it really could be an identity problem, I adhere to occums razor, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's a duck, I have not met anyone with multiples who has been able to convince me they actually had splits and weren't just a special snowflake in need of validation and attention (which is a big deal, I'm being cheeky but my intent is not to minimize anyone's issues).