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Any time a poly person says "you'll get bored" of your partner eventually I say this

I'VE BEEN MASTURBATING MY WHOLE LIFE AND I'M NOT BORED YET AND I DON'T NEED SOMEONE NEW TO COME IN EVERY WEEK TO JERK ME OFF YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU'RE JUST A WHORE STOP LYING AND ADMIT IT!

Why do lesbians always get dpd and submit to male dicks as like "just a fun thing to do tee hee"? Inb4 you and your lesbian friends don't do that. I'm obviously not talking about you.

Why do all the shy cute girls always turn out to be disgusting whore pig prostitutes on video? Is it like....genetic???

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Here is the full comic that I titled Bella's Fertile Little Reindeer :blobheartcat: It is the most effort I ever put in a project so I hope you guys enjoy it 🙈 #loli #futanari

If you were a rapist in Genghis Khans army who would you rape first? As a rapist in Genghis Khans army you enjoy rape and would not pick "I choose to rape no one".

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Here's Lois Griffin cosplaying as Mystique, from the episide "8 Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter". For realism, she figured no panties were needed with her body paint.

This was done as part of the background for a commission, but since it's the only thing I have that's finished, it's the only thing I can post, smh.

Plz buy me a coffee so I have more energy to draw: ko-fi.com/proletariart

#familyguy #LoisGriffin #cosplay #mystique #xmen

I didn't lick my exs water bottle after they left so I could get a second hand kiss so don't call me weird ok?

The conservative voice in me: Omg these teachers are posting thirst traps in their classrooms wtf is this world coming to

My inner degenerate (based): YES YES YES YES YES

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@Remejy I think it absolutely is, evolutionarily speaking. Sex play does not occur much now as it used to and so no one is fucking because no one knows how except those who were exposed to sex play (categorized here and now as victims regardless of their own self reporting). And porn is a poor substitute for a sexual education just like how movies are a poor substitute for social interaction. It's an unfortunate consequence of poor sex education and a "touchless" society. I'm not promoting or opposing any theories here.

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@Slab0fMeat @zoocat The slipper slope of speech control. I've heard even as late as the 70s that literal youknowwhat was legal and people could order catalogues or film reels in the mail. It wasn't until the "moral panic" of the 90s (also called "the satanic panic") that we got all this retarded ass fucking bullshit where free speech doesn't apply IF and BECAUSE (the only time free speech does not apply imo is when it's national security and jacking off isn't a national security threat.).

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Rant + Vent 

I've said it before, but the moralistic attitude people develop when someone draws porn of real kids is fucking ridiculous. The argument ALWAYS boils down to the same talking point "It's a real child!!!!!1!!" but that's not even true. It's still just a drawing, a fantasy. There can't be a victim if it never happened. No matter how grossed out or offended you find the fact of the matter is nobody can be truly be harmed by a drawing, video game, or a cartoon

South Park back in 2010 did a bit where they brutally killed an, at the time, 16yo Justin Bieber for a joke. The Youtuber Meatcanyon did a video where Tom Brady makes out with his young son, again for a joke. People for some reason didn't have a problem with this because it's in the name of comedy. But it's still "REAL ACTUAL CHILDREN" in violent and sexual situations. Why should the context matter this time? Under their own definitions these should still be considered csam

Of course they're nothing but weak-willed hypocrites and don't actually care about their own supposed moral standard. If it makes them feel uncomfortable, regardless if it hurts anybody, then is verboten

Sorry for the rant just needed to get this off my chest again
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After getting out of sex work she thought she finally found a nice guy...but he was the worst wolf of them all.

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