JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

If I ever sent you dms asking if you had a physical vagina I apologize for my inappropriate question. It did not occur to me that it may be offensive to ask that, given the context.

I'm old. I've got to stop trying to be young. The world has moved on without me. It's time to let go.

I appreciate composition more than subject matter, in case you were wondering

@perfect_brains I'm being objective when I say porn is not laborious work compared to coal mining, at least I believe I am.

You open the door and it's your fedi date Jazzy

You think: Omg I'm overweight and I look like a man I'm so gross nobody likes me
Jazzy: *Looks at you with big baby eyes like you're mommy*
You: OMG I CAN'T I'M TRAPPED COME IN LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU YOU'RE SO SAD AND DEPRESSED AND YOU ACTUALLY THINK IM SEXY I NEED YOU T-T

The fediverse gooning community has all but died imo it's so sad

@pubbygirl Oh very cool tbh I have a pregnancy fetish but I'm indifferent about abortion

I try to create and it's so hard, too hard, I just get more depressed the more I create. Feels like all the work is for nothing so the more work I put in the more I feel like I'm wasting my time.

Idk how creative people create instead of just shutting off their brain and consooming to avoid being alone with their thoughts.

Leap day more like fuckup day because someone fucked up the calendar and has to bullshit in a day here and there to make it work

Ok everything's working again

@perfect_brains I'm saying even though porn people say porn is a job and is work and all that, we all know it's not really a job job. It's not like mopping a mall alone at night with blisters on your feet or wiping elderly asses in a hospital. Porn and drug use go hand in hand and being high at work is probably pretty fun, not many people get to be high at work, and joke around and fuck and get loads of money for that.

Black femboy in body/face paint and you think he's so sexy then the next morning he washes it off and you get scared for a second because there's this black guy in the room and you don't know where your blue alien femboy went