JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@nhk I kind of wish games were so realistic that you could hypothetically record your playthrough, and then upon review go somewhere else entirely in the world, and watch something like an animal or an npc just do their thing and it's all coherent and linear and is displayed and not done "kind of" or behind the scenes or under the hood. The whole point would be to start a world, do your thing, and then go back and watch how the world went about, the really cool part would be when stuff you did comes up upon repeat viewings. Like if you do enough heroic shit you might see an npc in their living room and they organically see a news story about you, and then even if you want you could follow that line all the way to the news station (which would be organically displayed and calculated in real time) and see the news station people doing their thing. Then you could follow the news guy home or something and his marriage isn't good and he jacks it to dark shit or whatever it's a simulated world the sky is the limit. That's my dream game. A perfect simulator.

@nhk At least they're trying. I rarely try things because I'm scared of messing up, like how they clearly don't know how to optimize things, if it were me I would recognize that and give up instead of trying due to trying resulting in an unsatisfactory product. That's why my life sucks, I think. I don't try enough. I don't fail enough. I'm afraid to fail so I don't try.

"What do you mean you don't want to goon with me, Patrick?"

Okiiiii I finally played Doom (2016) and ALL my criticisms about Doom Eternal are going in the trash. Doom Eternal is better in almost every way. It's like more game, but better.

@Kiri I never get to grope them usually...there was this one dream though, she was such a cute loli but I was scared of getting in trouble 😭

@arisudotexe I thought this was about red dead redemption because I've developed dyslexia in my old age

Could have ended badly, if I slipped it would have perforated my rectum :3

Once I put a turkey baster up my ass because I didn't have access to propor enemas because I was a minor. Always clean your ass before sex play with a simple saline enema, just not with a turkey baster.

@Jean_luc_picard Still haven't seen it yet but I'm surprised it took antis this long to notice the film

If the law says you have to successfully divide by zero, I expect you to follow it. No excuses.

Reminder: Do not break laws that is bad and if I find out you did I will disapprove, follow all laws all the time always and forever, if the law says you have to chop off your hands I expect you to follow it, ok go be good

Johnny Cash - "Dream on dream on teenage queen"
Savage on them hoes, from a song about how there were even thots in the old days running off to Hollywood to "be somebody" while they abandon the hard working boy who loved them in their home town, before coming back (after being worn out and used up in hollywood gangbang parties) and begging the boy to take her back. The song ends leaving us to decide what he chose.

https://youtu.be/MfDwxbheD_c
Johnny Cash roasted tf out dem hoes

Need to date girl with big cheeks and a cute smile and beautiful eyes even if she doesn't look like a supermodel I would give her kisses if she let me because she's so beautiful and all I want to do is be her little guy 🥺

Sometimes I wish that all humans had the same identical body like in that Fairly Oddparents episode but unlike in that episode I think things would work out.

https://youtu.be/lqi2xzZZf78
I want to get as good as this guy at spitting facts