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I know all world governments wish they could hire me as a secret agent but they know I'm like garfield I just lay around all day so they don't bother to ask me for my help

@ThrowawayAI @lamp yes I also wish to drink it, I have been cum hungry all day, I'm usually not

@hula @Sp I think degen is in love with me and I'm mad he tries to be dom when he's really destined to be subby

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@Remejy Imagine a world where little girls have the belief that they're immune to the law and the confidence that goes along with it. They would be grabbing dicks, starting gangs, it would be paradise.

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Goodnight fedi frens I will miss monkey business I'm so lonely but I'm having the mindset that I'll find good cuties who want to take care of me.

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Closet cases hate gays because they're scared the gay will cause them to go to hell by existing because they lust for the booty but this isn't what's going on with me and bbcs

Thought: You can't stop me with your chud mind games, I'm not going to be an alpha male, I'm going to do squats, I'm going to get a thick ass and thick thighs, and I'm going to learn to be submissive, and I'm gonna let bros hit it, I'm gonna let bros hit it all the time, every day, different bros, bros who need help, lonely bros who were like I used to be before I became a big booty ho, so I'll be there for those bros, and they all can hit it

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I don't want fedi users to be mean to me or tell me I don't have rights :sadhug:

@mischievoustomato @shrimp I believe in you even though you only liked me when you thought I had a big trans booty

@gloomyflower Because no one taught me that a circumcized penis needs lube I literally chafed the skin off my penis and got calluses, could have gotten infected and I might have lost my dick, all because adults are sick fucks who can't talk to a kid about masturbating in a respectful manner.

It's a good thing I've kept my two main accounts more or less synched, makes this a lot less stressful

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