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If they really make porn illegal people are going to smuggle porn in their neural link hole like Johnny Pneumonic.

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What's the difference between an insulator and a conductor? THE AMOUNT OF ELECTRICITY MUWAHAHHAHAHAHA- *cough* it's the amount of electricity. With enough power even non conductive mediums can become routes for current to travel along or between.

When chimps hold down a screaming monkey and peel strips of flesh from its back for no apparent reason other than amusement, does this count as playing a musical instrument?

If I had my shit together I'd get a job where I could help people and be a safe person for them. I have severe agoraphobia that I developed after several incidents of what I would call kidnapping but what was legally considered consensual. Because I am not legally a victim I have no recourse. Anyway it fucks my shit up bad. I hope one day I can heal and be a protector of people who suffer abuse at the hands of "authority" figures, even if it's just to say in back rooms when no one else is listening "You're not crazy, I believe you."

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i ran a cross a post on twitter about a golden week gold micro bikini.
i want to draw at leaat 2 more, but work

I worry that the elites are attacking our reproductive organs with chemicals so that the only people who will be able to reproduce are those who can afford invitro.

I'm torn because on one hand I hate religious extremists but on the other hand I hate tyrants. This is so hard.

@ThrowawayAI Is there really a draft? When the cats are away the mice will play! Lots of betamale cripples in ww2 got all the homeland pussy while the chads were sent to war. Fax. Lots of cases of indefinitely and a guy coming home to a pregnant wife he couldn't have impregnated.

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@perfect_brains I was in the forest you dip I need to identify a plant before eating it so I don't die

I had to rephrase from the word weed to the word plant for the search results to show me anything but cannabis ads.

Can't learn about local weeds like wilderness plants without the results being nothing but marijuana crap (I like pot but this is stupid)

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Look into Laikael's eyes, your sight will soon burn and blind you 🌟

@Remejy I will respect the consent of some dumb whore way more tham some teen punk with a rapeboner tbh

@ThrowawayAI I kept seeing new imagined images in my head of my friend being abused by an abuser who is cocky and full of himself and I wish so badly I could bind and torture him to death (as a fantasy or unless it was a lawful act)

@amerika I've been thinking a lot lately about how any time I saw a dvd or a cd as a kid it was all scratched up. Now as an adult I marvel at how stupid and careless everyone else must have been because it's very easy to not scratch your cds to shit.

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