JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Saw a news article that basically said "Joe Biden did NOT poop his pants!" we're living in Idiocracy.

@CRITIKALDAMAGE I'm sorry that violation of trust happened to you

@CRITIKALDAMAGE Were they scared you might want to necrotize them for fetish purposes?

I've been doing so much physical labor that I haven't had the will or energy to masturbate every day anymore. I'm scared.

@myus@eepy.express @hymentearer@eepy.express I've only played black flag but I like it because I like the caribbean as a location and I like the ship sailing parts

@CRITIKALDAMAGE Based

I wish I could be the servant of someone who loves me. I want to serve but ONLY if I'm loved.

I don't want to date a gf who has low self esteem and has sex with guys to feel better about herself, I ONLY want a gf with high self esteem who doesn't derive her value from others approval.

I have aquired my own planet, since it is offworld it is not subject to international courts. My planet is wonderful. The people there are totally free, and there is no lying mass media. Criminals are punished permanently since the justice system is not treated like a money making business. Nudity is legal, touching yourself in any way you want is legal, even in public, shedding cells will be legal no matter if they're skin cells or feces. If any off worlders come and start complaining, they will be immediately ejected, any attempts of control by off worlders would be met with full and total force.

@arisudotexe bird flu is also going around and it has a high mortality rate take it easy

Based queens?
https://youtube.com/shorts/2_ER7VRHMCM

@purelyshiro *fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck*

"Imma throw a brick at your head.
Oops now you're dead.
Shouldn't have touched that BBC,
And set off the animal in me.
Could have touched that black snake in private,
but you had to do it publicly so migrate,
or shorty you'll be feeling a migrane,
see if your ape friends still want you with a broke brain."

Song (sorry if it's a racist song I'm sorry don't be racist for real some people who are racist are trying to overcome their bad feelings):
"I don't wanna see a BBC
If I found out you touched a BBC
Imma start throwin rocks
Imma start throwin bricks"

I need to suck your muscular pussy if I don't suck it I'll die (pls be on steroids to be extra muscular)

What if you needed an activation code to use your weiner