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I need a dominant wife, ever since I was a child all I wanted was Jessie from pokemon to force me to marry her.

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I am once again calling for commissions.

My finances took a huge blow due to having to replace my computer and I owe multiple people.

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If a fedi fren fell in love with me
We could fall in love And do magic touch We could give each other
Great massages
And we could
Make each other happy
Both releasing dopamine
I do love my fedi fren everyday my fedi fren and me we make reality
They said that we couldn't be; made us paranoid that there was an anti around each corner but my fedi fren and me we took a Chance on Love and we found each other's hearts to be true so now we both dance
what was below is now above, our romance is true true love. I Speak this into being NOW at the witching hour, please oh gods above and below, I beg all of you, set true love my way and keet their course pure and true!! My wife will arrive!!

Mean woman please step on me evil woman please step on me please oh god please teach me a lesson and then force me to marry you please god oh fuck

@ruin@mai.waifuism.life Ruin if you're fem coded atm we should get married your spiritual depth resonates with me

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God Scorpina was pure fucking sex holy shit how did my kid dick not explode (Wendee Swann) also Rita Repulsa (Machiko Soga) had a hot aunt thing going even though she didn't show off her body, her face really turned me on as a kid and I would fantasize about her a lot.

When breeding animals for traits what did the breeders do with the animals who didn't have the traits?

I think they put them in sacks and threw the sacks in the river.

Open up your legs and drip that clam juice on my face or I'll die. I need the pheromones. Just squat over me quick.

@ThrowawayAI I've seen a little but but haven't seen much, I kind of prefer the american rangers being multiracial.

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