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This first bitch on mormon wives has ears like dobby the house elf

@faggotracist1488 I have a fridge full of groceries but I live in a one bedroom one bath very small, I'd have to clean everything...and I would absolutely have to get on neetbux to support us but I could do it

@faggotracist1488 >:3 should have stayed in the states and tried being my boywife instead

When I see a good butt
I wanna succ that butt
A big muscular butt
Better douche that butt cause I'm suckin it tonight
Gonna kiss that butt
Gonna french that butt
Don't fart baby please baby don't fart

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@ponepocalypse it's not fun knowing the people you care for most are forbidden and also that you'll (somehow) end up hurting them badly and destroying their lives so your best option is to never go near them.
Then society at large is reminding you every day that you should just plain be dead.
Spent a decade suicidal.

You were a baby. A baby that pooped its pants. Thank god someone took care of you, you little bitch. Now be nice.

@lamp I was mad because I thought the bbcs were stealing opportunities from me

I'm going to change my pfp to a feminine one again because I think that will get me more interactions and interactions with online strangers makes me feel less lonely (and has also taught me many things that have popped up at odd times to help me in conversations).

I'm such a fool for getting mad at so many bbcs for fucking "white" girls when A) it doesn't matter anyway and B) most of those "white" girls were hispanic or middle eastern with bleach blonde hair or jewish or whatever and this is not a cope don't cope me I'm not even mad I'm just saying.

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I don't like meanness and so I don't like mean people who laugh at others misfortune. I'm guilty of it myself.

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pixiv リクエスト 「膝裏コキレオタードメイルちゃん」 | カイコ犬(kaikoinu) #pixiv pixiv.net/artworks/122349256

Need that fat girl sex
*skinny girl comes on*
GET AWAY FROM ME BITCH WHERE'S THE FAT
(I'm just kidding even if you're skinny I'll have really loving sex with you and I'll love you just the way you are and I'll eat your pussy right and for a long time like it's supposed to be not like a few licks and then nothing, I got you babe don't worry).

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昨日描いた娘再びrkgk。こんなクローンメイドさんを侍らせたい。サリマン先生みたいに。

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What makes a nsfw art piece (of any medium) "artistic"? What's the difference between regular porn and an artistic depiction of nudity/sex? General poll.

I cry every day because god hasn't given me a perverted sex family to have bisexual pleasure orgies with and they're rich too and they adopt me and we have fantastic sex all the time with delicious artisinal lube

@Katie These people need to learn to count to ten and not make violent threats, there are ways to disagree without being unhinged

Long old western style ballad:

I'm sad
That fedi frens
Seem to have gone
(whip cracks)
(HIYAH!)
All my fedi frens
I love each one
(ricochet sound)
But fedi frens they make a camp
And then they break it quick
Oh fedi frens they move so fast they leave an oil slick
OH FEDI FRENS YOU SAVED ME, SOMETIMES FROM MYSELF
Oh fedi frens I miss you
This drink's for your health

(In honor of all the fedi frens who have stopped posting, they broke our hearts, but we still love them, hope you're ok wherever you are frens *drinks*)

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