JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Me year 1: OH BOY AN EXCITING ADVENTURE OHH A NOTIFICATION IT'S A FREN OHH A NOTIFICATION NOW IT'S AN ANTI OHH ANOTHER NOTIFI...
Me now: Day 120 with nothing exciting happening in the fediverse

@Oaghaji @coolboymew @ElDeadKennedy Very nice! I was never very good at vf but I was real good at soul caliber

@SaulofTarsus Why aren't you following me T-T

ALL THINGS ARE MIRACULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a world where maps are the ones who bully the antis, a map who sees a really mean comment online comments under it: If you ever call someone nonce again I'll find you and I'll bash your head in!

And then the anti who was calling good artists mean words has a panic attack and lives in fear because their comment got downvoted a lot and the maps even meaner comment got lots of upvotes.

Me: I'M GONNA SUCC YOUR MASSIVE BEACH BALL TITS!!!
YOU: NOOOOOOOOOO ;)
ME: *attaches self to tits via mouth vacuum like Kirby as I fly across the room*

I wosh I could get pounded in the butt by a loving partner and not someone who wanted to huet my butt

@Sudodeme I'm just kidding he sounds annoying

I'm bored and lonely and everyone sucks and either smells really bad or is way overperfumed or they smell really good but they think YOU smell bad... I'm about to cry

@Sudodeme This is why I don't tell people my awesome stories anymore I know they won't believe me and will make fun of me on the internet

@faggotracist1488 <3