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Me: Imagine if you were a durka durka with a turka turka

Them: Are you trying to say imagine if you were Arab and had a turkey sandwich?

Me: THIS GUY GETS IT!!!(new best friend, our brainwaves are synchronized.)

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I don't like it when the national stock of femboys starts worshipping bbcs the whole herd will have to be shipped off to bring in new, better femboys.

Hentai where the bbc gets chopped off and the maiden is rescued and becomes the honorable wife of the boy prince.

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WHY CAN'T I SEE COMRADE LECTER HERE OR ON PAWOO??????????

I'm sorry that I don't have the BBC or the evilness to rape!!!

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Yo that bitch CUNT who got blacked against her will and broke my heart (the blackening) because she went on a date with black guys while cheating on me, has done damage to my heart again by ghosting me!!!

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@choccynom I'm always too scared to try and join instances because I'm scared of rejection and I'm scared of abandonment

I'm SCARED of Trump and that evil man Musky with his scary hand ✋

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Ugh discussions on the fediverse are dead for me idk what happened I must have been blacklisted by the mapgang or they all just decided to stop posting.

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It was a good run on bluesky 🫡 guess fictional characters have more rights

If Trump makes an executive order lowering the age of consent to biblical ages it'll be hard for me to hate him.

Sad because there aren't that many anymore, not sad because there were.

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It makes me sad that when I first joined the fediverse there were mappride hashtag posts everywhere. I know it was probably trolls but it was still fun.

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"Trump is the only president to have pardoned someone who watched child pornography"

Literally the ONLY good thing that asshat has done
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