Caller: "Oh I went and looked it up and it says [thing], I don't understand why this is so hard to do?" Me: EXCUSE ME FOR BEING THOROUGH, I'M SORRY I WANTED TO HE EXTRA SURE I DIDN'T MISINFORM YOU. NEXT TIME I'LL JUST WING IT LIKE THE FUCKING CIA IN CUBA!!!
A nonexhaustive list of fucking stupid content warnings I've seen for fanfics:
- white passing character of colour - mentions of Russia and/or Russians - graphic depictions of capitalism - Josh Whedon - alcoholism, but like, ironically