Pinned post

Hi, I'm Blake, I'm just some dude online who likes games, food, and other stuff.

Can't believe I'm on a redditors side but what kind of stupid ass question is that?

A monster? Oh, that's Dave, he works in sales. You're fine unless he thinks you're a prospect.

There's got to be a better way to phrase that.

Employers: (use ATS/AI to filter applicants) "It's just part of the process"
Job seekers: "Okay" (uses AI to generate resume to get past ATS so someone actually looks at their fucking resume)
Employers: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

Very important update!
The :3 is now employed

Every day, I grow more tired of dealing with non-whites, so thank you customer service for boosting my racism.

They really just gave a random zoomer access to the Iranian military twitter account and said "tweet whatever the fuck you want" and I almost respect that.

Well, so much for "my voice isn't that deep"

This is just my natural speaking voice, apparently I've just been using shitty equipment

I'm torn between "that's fucked up" and "Holy shit that's hilarious."

Kamala campaign: *releases this photo of JD Vance*
Male millenials: HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME

I need the zoomers to understand that dudes like this were everywhere, they were socially awkward autists but they were generally fucking awesome guys.

Everyone from NJ tells me it's like this and I'm in absolutely no hurry to confirm this

Show older
Game Liberty Mastodon

Mainly gaming/nerd instance for people who value free speech. Everyone is welcome.