Surrexit Blake @picandor@gameliberty.club

Hi, I'm Blake, I'm just some dude online who likes games, food, and other stuff.

Someone really thought this headline was a good idea huh?

Caller: Is there an age limit for the water slide?
Me: No ma'am, if your husband is healthy enough for physical activity, he can ride the water slide
Husband in the background: I TOLD YOU SUSAN!!

For reference, both of these people are 80, and they both wanted to know if they could still use the water park on board the ship.

>customer decides to go have a normal one after I made the mistake of trying to fill in the required information
Me: "And where is your country of origin, sir?"
Customer: "Well, I'm from what will soon be north Ukraine, but you call it Russia if you're a fascist."
[visible confusion]

Chatty customers: 😡😡😡😡🤬😡😤
Chatty cats: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️🥰😍

The threatening aura of this video.

I'm torn between "that's fucked up" and "Holy shit that's hilarious."

I love how this is basically the entire anime.

Here we go again.

Time to beat Chuck Wendig with a rock

cc: @tomie

Kamala campaign: *releases this photo of JD Vance*
Male millenials: HOLY SHIT THAT'S ME

I need the zoomers to understand that dudes like this were everywhere, they were socially awkward autists but they were generally fucking awesome guys.

The LinkedIn sociopaths are not okay

Everyone from NJ tells me it's like this and I'm in absolutely no hurry to confirm this