Surrexit Blake @picandor@gameliberty.club

Someone really thought this headline was a good idea huh?

@matrix Emma has to have been so terrible to deserve her own personal call-out.

@Hyperhidrosis @matrix @sun also for your consideration:

- Teenage mercenary (also called mercenary enrollment)
- the executioner
- Helmut
- Virus King

(But yeah if you want buff men doing man stuff [including each other] it's manhwa/webtoons)

@Evil_Bender @LukeAlmighty better yet, the koine Greek *specifies a certain kind of sword*.

Specifically a makhaira sword, which is this guy

Caller: Is there an age limit for the water slide?
Me: No ma'am, if your husband is healthy enough for physical activity, he can ride the water slide
Husband in the background: I TOLD YOU SUSAN!!

For reference, both of these people are 80, and they both wanted to know if they could still use the water park on board the ship.

@LukeAlmighty still, fucking wild to just go off like that

>customer decides to go have a normal one after I made the mistake of trying to fill in the required information
Me: "And where is your country of origin, sir?"
Customer: "Well, I'm from what will soon be north Ukraine, but you call it Russia if you're a fascist."
[visible confusion]

Chatty customers: 😡😡😡😡🤬😡😤
Chatty cats: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️🥰😍

@LukeAlmighty

The threatening aura of this video.

@vitalis @berkberkman Somewhere, there's a guy with a coat of arms that's just three dicks. I can feel it.

@vitalis humanity has never changed, we love to see that even our ancestors were weirdos.

@beardalaxy okay that's clever.

@beardalaxy Smart move.

@Whitewall_Blasphemy Not zero.