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Here's how I decide if a girl is hot or not based on her pics. I imagine how she'd look getting fucked by a dog and then if it turns me on I know she's hot. Lots of girls don't look hot at first glance but then I do the imagination test and turns out they were actually fine looking!!

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@nep oh god I hope I didn't make them puke by confessing I lust after their gape

@nep I cunmed and I still can't sleep and I confessed to my ex that ever since they told me about their anal adventures I've felt teased and that I want to see their anal gape and fuck them and then I added, totally not to like get what I want just explaining for clarity, that I'm getting my shit together and am getting in shape again and then I complained about how lonely I was and how hard it is to meet new people and how nice it would be to just have intimacy with someone I trust... DO YOU THINK IT WILL WORK??

Yo you faggots won't let me inside your assholes even though you shit. I don't give a fuck that you shit.

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Yo I'm so horny idgaf if that femboy has AIDS I'll still fuck him (tie me to the mast to protect me from his siren bussy)

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~ Helen & Antonio - Nipplefuck ~
(January Poll Winner - 2nd)

Helen read something about "Nipplefuck" online and wanted to try it out with Antonio. She was amazed at how much he enjoyed it.

Posted 30 days ago to Substar/Fanbox (links in bio)

@Spag It would depend entirely on how reputable I thought the endeavor was but I voted yes assuming I trusted them.

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the d*ck van d*ke show!!

starring: d*ck van d*ke
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Fiction/Fantasy 

Becoming a drug dealer just to deal to high schoolers so you can trade for sex instead whenever you find a slutty one

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@orenjipiiru 's horny little mesugaki finally gets what's coming to her. 💢

Only real ones remember such bangers
youtu.be/vE2ETqUGj6Q

(this came out 9 years ago so some kid who loved this when they were 9 is 18 now and that means I can fuck them hard while this plays)

UNBLOCK PAWOO THEY FIXED THEIR MODERATIONNNNMMM AAAAHHHHHHNHBB

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Got a slight public service announcement for all the AAMs online right now.

DO NOT JOIN THE MILITARY

Apparently the US military has been able to boost their dwindling recruitment numbers by increasing the number of people in their Delayed Entry Program. That's where you sign up in like your junior year of high school and ship out as soon as you're an adult. They're targeting kids as young as they can, and what they have in store for you is not for your benefit. Do you want to get your limbs blown off just for Trump to make another country into a US territory? I don't think so.

Stay safe. Ignore all government propaganda. And make sure your friends know to not trust the government either.

@Zoocat No you don't even understand that's just the videos!!!! Bro I have 100k imgs at LEAST to sort through and I'm ready to do the Charlie Brown scream I just wanted to archive porn and now I have a massive cluttered mess.

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