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I miss the old days. When Venture Bros was still relevant, when going to college meant something exciting and not just a soul crushing extension of the high school experience, dubstep was often recommend to you on youtube by the algo, buying weed was an adventure and smoking it was an experience...now it's just a cup of coffee like a part of the day, it's lost all meaning. Now when I smoke the icky sticky, that's just life, 420 has lost all meaning, it even makes me sad sometimes to see it on the clock because it reminds me of days when it did mean something, it was a cause for joy and an inside joke, it was fun. Not much is fun anymore.

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Some fan art for @CousinAndii featuring their dynamic duo, Brittney and Jasper ending up at an odd vip party.

@mythos YEEEEEESSSS AHHHHHHH DEVOUR ME AHHHHHHHH MUH DIKKKKKKKKKKKKK IN YO MAWWWW

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Today's America is like Japan 100 years ago, around the time of the Great Kanto Earthquake.

ICE is the Special Higher Police, and the immigration law is the Peace Preservation Law.

America's violent oppression is equivalent to the massacres of Koreans living in Japan carried out by the Imperial Japanese government.

Don't let negative history be repeated!

youtu.be/YWuTdSGJHaUG-qX8ZlitE

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Poster - Clone morale boosting

Whether she likes it or not

You can support me and get some alts over at:

subscribestar.adult/irispoplar
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*Raps*
If my dick was
quick as quicksilver
Would ya let me pilfer
Or would you turn the embrace
Into a shocking disgrace
See, I got feelin's too
That's why I wish I never met you
'Cause when you shoot a nigga down
You do it in a way to make him feel like a clown

Why aren't the good times rolling anymore? I used to be up till dawn having hot sex in a clean apartment. Now look at me. Having sad sex alone with myself and my hand in a filthy room. I am so lonely. Porn can only do so much. I need cuddles. Or I'll die.

How do you jizz while standing up? It's too tiring. How do you do it???

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And when I say homosexual behavior I don't mean anyone has to take it in the butt or kiss, but two guys should definitely be hugging while masturbating themselves or eachother just to get primal and really love each other fully as primal natural bros outside of societies bonds which attempt to cuck us.

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And when I say homosexual behavior I don't mean anyone has to take it in the butt or kiss, but two guys should definitely be hugging while masturbating themselves or eachother just to get primal and really love each other fully as primal natural bros outside of societies bonds which attempt to cuck us.

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Apparently homosexuality is hated by governments (in general) because there were lots of gangs engaged in homosexual behavior and so the powers that be stereotyped gays as dangerous and criminal when in reality these gangs formed due to outside pressure and homophobia not some inherent danger in men grouping together sexually (which strengthens pack bonds). I would actually want my male soldiers to be engaging in consensual homosexual activity regularly to strengthen their bonds, same goes for citizens.

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