JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
- Poop
- Eater
- Piss
- Drinker
- Butt
- Fucker
- Toe
- Sucker
Project ended.
Project status: Failure
Debrief complete.
Joined Nov 2021
If my butthole had a boner would it be called a butthoner?
Unless they were a literal saintly person and then since no one would be thinking bad thoughts about them they would actually feel a deep sense of peace when "attacked" by the machine.
Like they would have to build an antenna to suck my power, and then build another antenna to send my power, and the person receiving it wouldn't know what I know so they would be blasted in the face with concentrated depression and no mental barriers to defend against it.
But they decided my psychic ability to sense when people were thinking bad thoughts about me couldn't be harnessed in any usable way. They said (I believe) the only possible use would be to give others a sense of existential dread and anxiety so bad they would suicide, but they would have to build a machine to transmit my ability into another person and it would have been a whole thing so they just said fuck it poor bastard.
It feels good that I get the sense the shadow government has deemed me a nonthreat, but it feels kind of sad also, like I've lost a friend. I can psychically sense them not thinking about me anymore...it kind of hurts.
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When I can trust her to be ladylike after plowing me with that big black snake that's shining -NO!- GLISTENING with oil
I want the fbbc seed in my bowls from my butt getting cummed in
I would never let the bbc up inside me but I would be honored to house the fbbc inside my body (feminine big black cock)
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Today, May 5th, is Children's Day in Japan.
In 1948, May 5th was designated a holiday to "respect the individuality of children, to ensure their happiness, and to express gratitude to mothers," and since then, the Boys' Festival Day also became Children's Day.
As a result, it has come to be a day to celebrate all children.
So it's not just a day to celebrate children, it also has the meaning of "expressing gratitude to mothers."
@fennec Imma get there, promise, I'll be cool and old and have a bunch of connections for damn near anything and I'll come help tow cars out of ditches and shit. Side effects may include getting laid.
I wish I had a bunch of zoomers who looked up to me and we would chill and listen to old rap and they would learn how not to be faggots (sucking dick is cool still just don't be a vibe killer).
https://youtu.be/Ut8HMtosJ04
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I know it's weird that I keep drawing siblings discussing videogame news while fucking, but I feel I have to deliver something while ranting about stuff that matters to me.
Anyway, these are Lily and Jack from the upcoming Nickelodeon show "Wylde Pak". They're half siblings, so of course they fuck each other. It's the rule (34). Also, Lily is a gamer.
Support me so I can afford GamePass. I hear Expedition 33 is really good. https://ko-fi.com/proletariart
Sometimes I fantasize about fat hairy mens big veiny hard cocks and I imagine frotting with them and kissing them gently like gentle kissing men having hairy homosex
God, sometimes I fantasize about fucking fat old men in their assholes. Hairy fat old men.
internalized misogyny turned reclaimed kink
@da-enthusiast imagining your cunt is giving me a hardon, imagining your smell is making me horny
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Testing making a comic.
page 1 for now. 🤤
How cool would it be if yourbpecker still worked amiritebros? Relatable right? Having a limpy?
JazzFLASH
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- Poop
- Eater
- Piss
- Drinker
- Butt
- Fucker
- Toe
- Sucker
Project ended.
Project status: Failure
Debrief complete.
Joined Nov 2021
