JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@da-enthusiast Oh to be a goblin on your wall, gooning watching you groom

If you're a disgusting fucking polyamorus freak could you convince your gross gf to blow me please?

Fediverse sucks for dating. Haven't gotten a single date from you fucks. Edates count dummy! Edate me bitch!!! T-T

I'm alone and I'm drinking. I wish one yof would help me bu being a steady friend. Bjt i mak people too uncomfortable and theh stop talking to me. I'm sorry.

@gloomyflower Wish I could date you bro

@Mr_NutterButter The one on the right is the one people want to fuck, right? Please say right.

@Aldo2 Ethan has man tits, Hasan is fit af, I dislike Hasan for other reasons (Islam is not inherently good or right), but Ethan fears Hasan, he is likely doing submission displays because his monkey brain is telling him "be scared, this Hasan guy could crush your skull".

Just so everyone knows I get the notification sound but when I check my notifications there's nothing there, then when I check the most likely post it does actually have a like on it and I can see it and everything. Just an annoying glitch I think @matrix

@creamqueen We are witnessing evolution in real time, the spider human bond in real time. In the future jumping spiders will be rewarded for their bravery, passivity, and intelligence. Eventually they will become as smart and as large as cats, crab sized jumping spiders genetically engineered to live 40 years, have the intelligence of a toddler, and be able to follow commands (givin visually since spiders don't have eardrums).