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@ArabRescueArmy Bombidobombidebombomdoooooooooooo *kramer bursts through door* JEEERRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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ben just can't keep his hands to himself!

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@nerthos @maija @meeper Oh well that's what all the rulers do, the ones who go killing openly get deposed. It's the ones with 10 layers of a game of telephone separating themselves from the orders, and then if blowback is too big, disavow, if blowback is small and approval is high, avow.

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@nerthos @maija @meeper No no no you serve as a figurehead who (((implies))) things and then when whackos go do crazy shit you make a shocked pikachu face and go "woah woah woah that's crazy I have no idea how these crazy totally just regular civilians got the crazy idea to go do crazy shit. Anyway, wouldn't it be like, weird, maybe cool, if crazy shit happened? Not that I'm telling anyone to do crazy shit!"

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SEXY SKINNY BLACK BABE WHO CRIES IN PRIVATE BECAUSE OF THE MEAN THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HER FRAME BUT I ERASE THOSE FEELINGS WITH PUSSY EATING EVERY NIGHT

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SEXY SKINNY BLACK BABE WHO CRIES IN PRIVATE BECAUSE OF THE MEAN THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HER FRAME BUT I ERASE THOSE FEELINGS WITH PUSSY EATING EVERY NIGHT

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Skinny black woman pussy gets me so crazed I just want to hump them so bad, sexy slender black babes :blobdrool:

If I truly loved my wife I would never be grossed out by her piss in my mouth why would I?

If I was a king suffering madness I would demand all the men had their penises chopped shorter than mine so no man in the land would have a larger penis than the kings. Men with naturally smaller penises than mine would go unscathed. /Tired Bedtime Thought After Being Reminded Of Large Penised Rapers (not rappers, rapers).

Need to suck any races pussy any race at all I'm looking at you yes you any race any race at all I will treat you well any race here any race at all need any race flavored pussy /vent

@nerthos @maija I believe the cars naturally evolved over a very slow period of time, but also their houses were either built by other vehicle types that evolved to build those structures and we just never see them or humans have actually gone extinct in the cars universe. Or even better yet tie it in with Wall-E, humans are gone because they left earth, cars are sentient because...I mean with ai coming it's actually very realistic for humans to make sentient cars just because they could, eventually those cars either became corrupt or they began making replacement models without complete memory for some reason, so they aren't aware of humans.

@gloomyflower And also I wish I could make you fried tofu to keep you fed.

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