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It's not fair I'm looked down upon for wanting multiple wives who are only allowed to have sex with me or eachother.

My dicks not too big so it won't hurt your vag we can have good sex /truth

@icedquinn Is it deadly or is it just a period? What happens to hemophiliacs when they have a period? Serious thought...scary.

I wish my asshole was stretchier, I am jealous of the people blessed with assholes that can take fists or horsecocks.

@arc I'm up wondering about the legalities of becoming a mercenary, I wonder if you have to be a part of some sort of internationally licenced corporation or if you can just show up and get in line to go fight, even without knowing the language. Point, grunt, if dogs can follow orders a foreigner should be able to...

Can a mildly disabled person with no training become a mercenary and live the good life of a badass cool guy that has lots of cool girlfriends?

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@icedquinn dry slides refers to running a small arm unlubed, only done irl in arctic conditions because the cold makes the lube thick and it jams up the arm. In this context it implies lube would absolutely be used, in the bunker :smug:

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fem Sonic (r63) + regular male Tails, straightshota, public sex 

Sontails but with a twist. Fem Sonic doesn't mind being touched by Tails, she loves to be worshiped by him in fact lol
(she's also big tiddied because male Sonic is kinda busty as well and has a big ass because... she works legs... daily)

#sonic #tails #shota #cub #straightshota

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takato/guilmon, cub+shota, interspecies, double dick, anal gape 

If I could psyop your third eye real quick no false flag would you let me infiltrate your bunker no dry slides?

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~Emma Frost - Milking Table~
(May Poll Winner - 2nd)

Emma remained defiant well after her dick-growth, jerking off like crazy with an angry expression while looking away from her penis, pretending the nasty throbbing thing wasn't there.

Posted 30 days ago to Substar/Fanbox

if you're not putting animal dildos inside yourself the relationship isn't going to fuckin work

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"BUT WHAT IF HE COMMANDS THE NATIONAL GUA--"
"he won't"
"BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE RIOTE--"
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