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Some may know that my first ever hentai drawing was Sakura from Cardcaptor Sakura which was 20 years ago so as a celebration I did a updated version. Sadly the original picture is lost to time from the many PCs and moving I've done in my life.

Dr Broham: What's wrong with this fag?
Nurse Ladyparts: He's hemorrhaging into his scrotum!
Dr Broham: I'm not touching his balls that's fuckin gay

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I'm playing fortnite again (I don't do voicechat so it's not even possible for me to groom don't worry), and I love the fucking pom poms I love that people are bitching and want them nerfed I feel like a werewolf in a horror movie and everyone else is facing me as their final boss

If any of you were honest enough to get that pussy wet over this retard dick are pickling my balls slowly come on I need that slimey thang

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Negros who aren't even artists get to have a baraag but I say one little mappride and noooooooooooo

Guys I had bad diarrhea and I think it was the chinese food (not a joke) it hurts

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Me: *Sees hot but stupid woman*
Me: *Vows to self* I'm gonna creampie that stupid bitch. *Turns hat like ash ketchum*

@bamesis@feral.bond *smooch* I want to fuck the gay spider in his asshole

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huffpost.com/entry/supreme-cou

"Supreme Court Says States Can Limit Access To Online Porn

The ruling marks a major change to longstanding First Amendment protections for online pornography.

No ID, no service. That’s the new reality for porn sites in Texas after the Supreme Court upheld a state law requiring age verification to access such sites on Friday.

The 6-3 decision is a major change in First Amendment law as applied to the internet and will likely lead more states to enact similar age verification requirements across the country. Porn sites that do not wish to comply will likely entirely block access in states with age verification laws, as PornHub, the largest online pornography site, did in Texas after the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld the law in 2024.

Justice Clarence Thomas wrote for the majority, with the court’s three liberal justices dissenting.

This is the first time the Supreme Court has approved a significant restriction on access to online pornography. Previously, in two separate decisions, the court struck down the restrictions imposed in the Communications Decency Act of 1996 and the Child Online Protection Act of 1998 as unconstitutionally restricting free speech. Those laws, however, swept far more broadly than Texas’ anti-porn law, seeking to restrict access to materials that either included writing or were not pornographic in nature."

Terrible news for #YouthLib

If you're an elderly homosexual who's attractive (key) and you would like to adopt me as your adult son who fucks your ass let me know, we might be able to possibly work something out.

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Joey from the sidelines: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL SMEGMA LANCA!!!!!!!!!

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*Completely separate match*
Yugioh: I attack with........SMEGMA LANCER!!!
Kaiba: AHA! YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, WASH YO DICK! DID YOU REALLY THINK THE SAME TRICK WOULD WORK TWICE??
*smegma lancer explodes into 12 billion pieces.*

Yugioh: I attack with........SMEGMA LANCER!!!
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL *gets blown away by white light*

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