JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Facts about how I am in a relationship no joke (do the kids say no cap now? Anyway...)
(Based on all my past relationships, not hookups, but live ins, partners, actual relationships that lasted years)
- I will compliment you on things I genuinely like about you so I'm not just capping (did I use that right?)
-I will do your used dishes as a way to say I love you
-If you have a breakdown I will not judge you or become afraid, as long as you're not violent toward me
-I will pick up your calls always, you will be my top priority because you are my everything
-I'll do your laundry and take out the trash when it's full
-I'll have a childlike amazement at whatever movie or show you want to watch, whatever you like I will view through a non critical lense and I will appreciate it, and you, (you are so beautiful)
-I will be super hygienic, teeth will be clean, flosed, brushed, mouthwashed, before any kisses, I will respect you
-That hygiene rule goes for my body as well, I will keep myself clean, for you, because you're a shining star that guides my heart
-I will write you poetry, and musings, I will confess feelings to you, that I keep private, gentle feelings, sensitive feelings. I will tell you how much I love you, and you will see it evidenced in my actions
-I will buy you treats that are thoughtful, if you like high heel pumps and cookies, I will buy you a cookie in the shape of a high heel pump, if you love getting your nails done, I will get you a special day at the spa just for you and me, I'll rent out a private session if I have to, if you'd like that
-If you are a podcaster, I will do my best to do what you tell me regarding advertising and any account management
-I will get sad like a puppy who loves its mommy if you ignore me or flirt with braggadocios guys or even any guys (girls are alright but only if they have no boyfriend and no going out of sight with them I'll have a panic attack babe)
-I'll make our bed every morning and change the sheets every week.
-I'll make you breakfast, do you like pancakes? No prob I got you. Gluten free? Done. Keto? Baby I'm your man, it's handled. Protein waffles? Done hon <3.
-You will come home to a clean house, an empathetic husband, and lots of pussyeating, as long as all is well in our love nest

Sound good? Don't deny it. You're at least curious. Females and female souled fedi and pedi frens, I'm talking to you lovely beauties. <3<3<3 #spinster.xyz #orTrannies #OrTradGirls #OrTankie #MostGirlsCanGetThisHandsomeCatchIfTheyreCuteSeriousAndReallyLoveMe

Nobody would ever keep trying until I got the hint, no one would ever just not give up on me, they're not out there, I'm doomed, I'm so sad, and alone, and broken, and vulnerable.

If we could have sex, If I could give you pleasure, I would be so happy....but I'm inadequate.......... I'm pathetic........no one could ever possibly flirt with me and do rp and say how they wouldn't care how I looked because my personality is so good.

@nerthos *anus blood can accumulate from buttsex

Fiction/Fantasy/Misogyny/Misandry/Misanthropy

Becoming death, no more skin, no more bones, no more pain or fear, walking eternal flame, expanding and contracting at will, destroying all women without humility, and all men without honor, burning away their eternal sins, breaking the binds of god himself. Erasing the filth, erasing the hate, killing them all, until the garden is restored.

@Soy_Magnus @Forestofenchantment @ube @brettm @mushe gl.c slides by again unnoticed like a ninja

@ube Are they going to have sex? (Hope so)

Garnet is black coded but her bbc would be sexy as fuck because she's fem

Keep those bbcs away from me unless they're fem

@flower@kogal.cc Imagine getting married lol that'd be crazy but imagine to pedi frens having a secret wedding and giving up their pedi identities and moving on with their secret acceptance of one another?