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Eclipsa caught something and she ain't gonna let go easily.

Ok guys need some gamer tips for the coming war update. I know it's been getting pushed back every time they say it's coming but the update has to drop eventually. So tips, tricks? I'm completely in the dark here. I'd really like my meat suit to be able to level up without grinding too hard or taking too big of a risk (permadeath).

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Should I found a private security company?

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So yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and post the High Res versions of my stuff from now on. If you wanna support me, you can via fanbox or just buy comms.

I'd like to squeeze in some freebie requests when I can because I miss doing that too. It just never seems like there's enough time or breathing room is all.

I wish I could sniff a youths butthole after they got it all cleaned out with saline enemas

It was supposed to be a joke for his new friend.......but his friend died before he could see it. It makes me fucking cry.

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Then if you watch this right after that last clip it pulls it all together and it hits you...Rick really was talking to himself...and his friend (even though he wouldn't admit it) died, and he feels like shit...he feels ashamed... I'm sorry for taking fedifrens for granted and pushing fedifrens away
youtu.be/MU4WlERyyBY

It took me years to realize the depth of this episode, almost a decade before this moment hit me...let go, of the things you can't control, I love you guys, even the mean fedi frens I'm sorry for ever hating you
youtu.be/t2MwK7XLnTA

I try to keep my fiber high to keep the dookies from clogging my guts

I wish I could have s3x with one of you (consensual) T-T (we could eat BBQ vegetarian food after we bang)

I haven't pooped my pants in years, decades, unless you count a little accudental squirt here and there when I had a stomach virus then it hasn't been quite as long but still, it's been a while. I'm proud of that. I feel strong in that knowledge.

Wish I could kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss you and that you would like it and that I would like it and I'd be your person and you'd be my person and we'd gett all snuggly and oooohhh my god we'd be so blissed out and kissy and snuggly I just want that if you are a protector of bullied people and you want to save people who face meanness and bigotry um hello I'm right here 🥺

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>show up to random trans group that i found
>boymoding
>they call me he at first, i guess they thought i was a dood lol
>so many gigahons
>i genuinely thought it was just a meme and nobody actually looked like that
>suddenly john 50 walks in
>"i legally have to disclose that i spent 20 years in prison for murder"
>wtf.jpg
ok, i'll stop calling myself a gigahon manmoder, i look nothing like that. sorry for being brainwormed.
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mods ban anyone questioning my ancient chinese wisdom

I wish someone cute would want to kiss me...we could kiss...

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