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It's just so hard when I think about people not valuing my American penis the way they used to, American penises used to have cache to them, people would say wow look at that it's an American penis, but now when you pull out your American penis people just...*holds in tears*, not only do they not even care, they might even get offended, and I just don't know how....I can keep on going if this is the way it's going to be from now on forever. I need to believe American penises will be loved the world over again one day.

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I am cracking and making a complete split from fedireality. From now on all my fedifrens love me and I am a fedicelebrity, I am constantly bombarded with love from fedi frens who have kept in touch with me forYEARS!!!! They ask me all the time, JAZZY WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY!? and send me pictures of their junk. I love it. I love being a fedi celebrity.

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Heyya~ I Planned to finish these today tho Both took Lots of time oof, These WIPs are The Naga boy to be added to My Mythiycal youth Library "Nods to my old timey Fans TuT" and Tails not fully coloed yet, Hope you guys like them <3

I remember being educated on our FOUNDING FATHERS and how GREAT THEY WERE and how THE REASON THEY WON the war was because they used GUERILLA WARFARE and HIT AND RUN TACTICS and while the British CALLED THEM COWARDS at the end they WON THE WAR against a MORE POWERFUL FORCE. HISTORY is FUN especially when it's history that's not banned by fascists because it's not about black people but it still says that fascists get RAPED LOL, AND THEY CAN'T GET RID OF IT OR ALTER IT BECAUSE IT'S PART OF THE BASE MYTHOS OF THEIR AMERICANA CULT HAHAHHAHAHHAHA STUPID FUCKS!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

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@Katie they've been targetting innocent people claiming they are "illegal migrants" so you can bet they'll do the same with innocent non-offending pedophiles/MAPs and even non-pedophiles/MAPs.

It's all about meeting a quota so Trump can sell that to his base. They don't care about the finer details.

@lina FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~Heather & Antonio - Yoga Sex~

"Hey Antonio, come do yoga with me. I had an idea I want to try out..."

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WE built this internet that NPC techbros and normalfags are trying to destroy now. WE posted meatspin and jerked off to Mrs. Hands even though she was a big fat thicc Murial from Courage the Cowardly dog lookin ass. WE shatposted, WE ruined "their" little world, WE did that...and our hearts may be giving out now, but we know, we know we won, and they cheated.
youtu.be/1O_3806t1JM

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My pixiv account was permanently terminated for unknown reasons, their support team has been nothing but useless, my verification via card was rejected so i guess i'm never using that site again?
Now i'm having problems uploading to Baraag.
If i stop posting it's because i have nowhere to post, sadly.

The good me and the bad me are battling while I watch the iron giant (1999) and the good me is finally winning, I'll be back again soon spouting positivity and promoting love, once good me wins.

Advertisement for filtration system designed to be so powerful it can make shit water clear: Even if it's diarrhea, your guests won't knoe. (Brought to you by the people who made the water proof toilet fucking machine).

I wish the videi gamers still liked me because I think I have good video game making ideas but I lost my temdper about pedophilia :sadhug:

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I need fedifrens who are engineers to tell me if this is a good idea or not. I like the feeling of good poops, and so I SHOULD like anal, but I have cleanliness OCD and so because anal FEELS like pooping I can't do it on like a bed or even on a towl without getting bad anxiety about cleanliness, so like I have this idea for an invention, ok so it's for guys (people) like me, ok so it's a fucking machine that is WATERPROOF and has no crevices for anything to get into, and it gets installed IN the toilet! So you can push out and get buttfucked and let that shit flow if it's in there with no worries! Good idea or no?

I need fedifrens who are engineers to tell me if this is a good idea or not. I like the feeling of good poops, and so I SHOULD like anal, but I have cleanliness OCD and so because anal FEELS like pooping I can't do it on like a bed or even on a towl without getting bad anxiety about cleanliness, so like I have this idea for an invention, ok so it's for guys (people) like me, ok so it's a fucking machine that is WATERPROOF and has no crevices for anything to get into, and it gets installed IN the toilet! So you can push out and get buttfucked and let that shit flow if it's in there with no worries! Good idea or no?

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