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Imagine if I had an instance and power went to my head and I started banishing users or whole instances because I think that's ok. Like bro, I hope the only reason I would block an instance or expunge a user would be if I legally HAD to. I disagree with some of the most vile motherfuckers on here but as long as they're civil I just look the other way, I'm not the thought police!

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Need a girl with a plain face and a ok body but she has monster size natural tits :pepeDrool:

You will never know what it's like to have Jazzy as your dedicated loveslave and personal sex servant 😏

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I've gotta get a real job I can't just keep doing fedi standup forever for free

Think about it realistically, when society collapses and there's mass dieoffs and you have to scavange to survive, what's more useful, being able to climb structures or being able to squat 1 majillion lbs but you can't even fucking pull yourself up over a god damn windowsil.

Making progress in becoming an old jacked man. I was depressed so hard for a while, almost decided to you know, go bye bye, even if it was a slow bye bye through health neglect. Well I'm training through the pain. Nerve pain. Terrible fucking levels, but I'm dedicated to maintaining peak physical performance again, but with the body of an old person now instead of the body of a 20 year old. God I was fucking fit. Had the hip V. Lookin hot. Anyway, fuck back pain, and uh, do bodyweight exercises, rock climbing is prscrical and can be done safely with proper training and gear. Climbing is the most practical survival skill, after running. If there's a chasm that opens up in the earth and you fall partway down and it starts closing again you'd better be fast enough to clomb the fuck out.

I'm scared to ever try and find a prostitute for sex because I'm paranoid it would be a cop and I would cry and turn the car around half way to the hotel

The internet called me a fag and gay and bullies irl called me gay and fag and I had gay thoughts and it made me believe people could read my mind and I cried a lot

The internet said mean words back to me when I was little now I'm all messed up

Oh btw spag was mean to me so I don't like spag anymore even if he has a feminine bbc. He tried to police what I'm allowed to LIKE, like he was like UR NOT ALLOWE TO PRESS THAT LIKE BUTTON ON POSTS I DON'T LIKE and I'm all like DOES SPAG THINK WE'RE MARRIED?????

I want us to both suck eachothers dicks at the same time that way no one can do the trick where they say "I'll blow you if you blow me" then when it's their turn they don't blow you

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