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Guys I don't mean to freak you out or anything but I think I'm an AI in a training sim to develop my "personality" into the one they want...that's uh...crazy right?

@matrix I ain't seen this yet but I heard they're getting rid of phonics in schools. No more sounding out words, they just teach the fucking word, so if a kid runs into a word in the wild they haven't seen before they'll have no idea how to sound it out. They're turning English into a language of characters, where we no longer use letters very much and words are taken as a single thing, not an assemblage of parts called letters. They're doing speech control, so when someone reads the word "freedom" they will only know it's definition through the party, they will not have the knowledge to infer qualities of the word based on it's similarities to other word parts, they're trying to take etymology away from the masses, they're trying to bring back the lifestyle people had when everything important was in Latin, they're tired of impoverished families asking too many questions after getting too smart.

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@anemone The human gastro tract is a snake, or worm, that lives inside us and has evolved our body and brain around itselt to service its needs.

I realize now I'm Hot-Sexual, I'm attracted to hot people. That's it. That's my fetish. Age, race, background, none are factors, all that matters is if you're hot, then I'm attracted to you. I might not agree with you, but I'll still be attracted. I've been so confused for so long but now everything makes sense.

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I am GOING to get laid by fedi frens. I'm sure now I'll meet my fedi love one day. She'll really understand me, won't be mean to me, she won't be scared of me, we will outdo everyone's expectations and will not abuse eachother and will die holding hands as happy old people on legal heroin while our kids who we raised right pray around us to a non denominational god and don't fight over our assets (old shoes and a flatscreen tv).

I wish I had mr fantastic stretchy powers so I could stretch my dick out and slap you with it from across the room.

If I could have SEX with a SEXY person who knew how to have SEX good and we had SEX while we're having SEX I would say things like "I love you 🥺"

@plushboytoy Ugh those people who do it as a job for the government could LEGALLY say that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Accept your shortcomings and don't live in delusion, accept that you need help, be very careful who you trust but never delude yourself into thinking you don't need others help

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@Aco Because they'd be like "Noooo don't date jazzy that's making it worse we hate you more now!!!!"

@Aco I'm imagining us being in a relationship and your haters being mad about it

JUSTICE FOR GRETA!!!!!!! THOSE FILTHY PERVERT BASTARDS!!!!

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