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I wish my bottom could accommodate fedi frens but it's not working!!!!! T-T I try and try and try but it stays super tight and it hurts when big things go in there!! I wouldn't have to make up for the lack of bottom holing with lots of sloppy jobs and handy jacks

God imagine being able to be a cop and copsplaining to people about their entire lives and how to live them for over an hour, and any time they try to get away you get more aggressive and make with the legal threats until they give in and let you go back to berating them in a fatherly manner around in circles endlessly until your shift ends, and then you just keep going, you put in for overtime, you have buddies bring you food and a bucket to shit in, call it a police emergency, that's why it's legal for you to shit in public, you have to make sure this citizen understands how to live properly even if it means they will never get to see their children again because you keep them there for the rest of their natural life, forced to listen to all your nuggets of wisdom until they die /every fascists dream

Maybe my begging for a gfbf is performative and I don't realize it?? I want a VIRTUAL bfgf but I'm too scared and feel like too much of a loser like I'm gonna cry that I'm scared to try to date anyone irl. I'm trying to clean my house now but I have fatige from non-transmitable illness. I'm trying so hard but I'm alone and I'm scared to even try and I'm such a loser nobody even wants to be my virtual romance pal who says nice things to me and I say nice things to them like every day...

*Elmwr Fudd is furiously masturbating to a live sex show of a white mans penis in a glory hole*

*When he's not looking bugs bunny swoops past and paints the white mans penis a realistic black*

*Elmwr Fudd looks back*

"WHAT THE FUWK???? A BIG BWACK COWK?!?!" *With angry eyes and red face*

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Once again, Fanbox has blocked one of my posts. So I'm putting it here. Feel free to support me^^ Especially since in my work, in traditional comics, I'm getting signs that make me feel like I'm being canceled. In a month, I won't have any albums left and only my Tipeee and Fanbox to support myself. Nothing serious for now, and maybe I'm just imagining things.

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little guy gets curious about how condoms work—lucky for him, he's got a big bro who's willing to teach him :open_condom: sketch from kinktober

#shota #incest #おにショタ

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All I want is to fal in love with a fem who loves me back who is cute and has a slim body but she's not a face model or anything even though she has such a pretty smile other people look her over and don't see her as sexy....... they'll never try and steal her away, wahhhhhh why does the world have to be so mean to pretty womans and ruin their relationships by convincing tnem to cheat or raping themmmmmmm T-T

Ok wow fuck this shit I just found out an internet person my heart was throbbing for unfollowed me. I thought we had something. Fucking bitch. I hate you.

@eris my exgf was raped by 9 inches and the guy bragged about it and she told me too and I got secondhand trauma and wanted to kill him, "she kept saying no and trying to push me off, hahah, HAHAHAHHAHA!!!" like he really thought it was funny he said it just like that. He should be in a torture chamber that mutilates his balls legally.

You don't understand what life is about. Life is about brainwashing rude straight skater boys who are teens and hairless into being sexual faggy twinks who do blowjobs and assjobs on command with gusto and ease.

When that rude little twink is now your bitch who's brainwashed that's heaven

God I love young lithe muscular boys over legal age who are eager to please a much older and disheveled man with their anus and their throbbing cocknballs, I love those rude little fucks so much 😈

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