@Katie bsky is founded and run by cryptobros so I DO expect a rugpull one day much like twitter did when they veered right for no reason other than fucking money and muskrat happened to have the most, I hear bsky doesn't even really federate with much if anything at all.

@Kuk0i SMART TV IS BAD, EVEN DONGLES LIKE ROKU ARE SPYWARE, I AM NOT PARANOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HDMI PORTS ONLY! OFFLINE STORAGE AND ACCESS!!! THEY'RE LITERALLY COMING IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING THEY GOT DON LEMON *runs away*

Why, at this very moment I wouldn't be surprised if somewhere in the wide world is the rotting corpse of a rich tech nerd who's self built experimental ai jackoff robot arm that he used to help him jack off fucking impaled him and he died and no one has found the scene yet

Will human society be limited by the capacity for human thought? DUH. Will AIs solve the problem by expanding our capacity for thought? Uhhhhhhhhhhh maybe? Will it lead to insane accidents or unintended consequences like the monkeys paw because you worded a prompt wrong? Yea.

THEY KIDNAPPED DON LEMON THIS IS NOT A JOKE DON LEMON HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED

I hate bitches that give the implication they do sexy work but they don't actually do sexy work, like bitch, why the fuck are you teasing my dick/vent

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Realized I never posted the final fanbox stuff I did.

That months winner - Tiger Lily

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I will keep the psycho contained. I am safe to allow ear nibbles and spooning and sweet kisses /jazzy entity higher form who has ascended into the astral plain and is now avataring Jazzys body, so tl:dr future/ascended Jazzy is now possessing current/past Jazzy to make him not a dick and also to help him get pussies soaked from pleasure

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Disney fired a Disneyland Paris employee because she was making porn movies for extra money, loool.
Should we tell them about artists on Baraag and other sites who are employed at Disney too, drawing porn cartoons? 😅

*loudspeaker that everyone can hear*: "Kiss the pedophiles, it's time to kiss the pedophiles, official pedophile kissing time"

Jazzy lore reminder I was put on stupid meds at a young age that accidentally gave me breast tissue before they pulled me off after realizing, so now I have juicy mantits that I'm embarrassed about, no matter how big and muscular I get they'll never be cut slabs of beef, they'll always be juicy :tanya_lewd:

Anti: *grabs child by the throat* I'm gonna beat you up for even THINKING
Map: *catches antis fist mid punch* It's not nice to hit
Anti: HEY! BUZZ OFF! WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF PEDOPHILE?? NOTICING KIDS AND STUFF?
Map: *Chuckles* As a matter of fact...

This is what antis don't get, they think nothing they do is abuse because they're conservative so therefore it can't be abuse, whil every positive affirming validation a map might give a child is called bad no matter what...it's clear who the bad guys are, and they DON'T respect the non aggression principle.

youtu.be/v4N_GIRSX2c

Oh thank god, not all hope is loszt, reddits okbuddyretard sub still exists, culture may yet prevail.

If I was a rich man I would have a sugarbaby who role plays as Kathryn Janeway (full time) and has regular sex with me/vent

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