YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

First time seeing tmnt 2014: I'm racist and I hate this movie it remonds me of bbcs stop sexualizing April Michelangelo you have a bbc
Seeong tmnt 2014 now: I have a bbc woah the turtles are so funny omg get it Michelangelo hell yea we all have bbcs here I love this movie

Stand up comedy is dead. Have to get up there and be a fucking philosopher. Fucking hate these cocksuckers. I just want it to go back to fucking knock knock jokes, apolotical, talk about just flying in and having tired arms. Tried and true. Give the people what they want damnit. Tell them you walked into a bar and said ouch. Shut the fuck up about your existential bullshit I swear to god I will beat you unconscious with your own fucking microphone/vent

@Zest Yes! It was so coincidental too I was binge watching the turtles and then the new set came out and I felt inspired to play again after being burnt out for a while. I have yet to put together a real turtle deck outside drafts but I will eventually. Also I heard "pizza" cards make great combos and I love that I can make a pizza deck now 😭

God i love the fucking teenage mutant ninja turtles/map pride

Ughhhhhhhhhh no wonder governments would restrict access to beautiful princesses who are in their PRIME, they use them as the carrot on the end of the stick for their pawns!!!!!!!!! Epstein papers threaten to expose or "ruin" the WORLD governments, the REAL global currency isn't the PETRODOLLAR it's the CUNNYDOLLAR and THEY don't want YOU to KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!! Humans should be free and nobody should be the carrot at the end of a stick for pawns!!!!/vent

I will die for black girl with freckles who cosplays /vent WHICH ONE OF YOU IS BLACK GIRL WITH FRECKLES WHO COSPLAYS????????? T-T

@Aldo6 Yea that last part, I didn't have a porn "addiction" until my cunt therapist who I trusted with my inner dialogue TOLD me I did, before that my relationship with porn was great, I loved porn, I was happy with my collection, now I'm still working on getting that idiots bullshit words out of my head.

You know, if my wife was really hot and she had a lb I wouldn't even mind if she groomed him and made him an obedient bisexual onahole/dildo for us/vent/fantasy/fiction

Pornstars who are willing to say sexy things about lbs (totally all fantasy things covered under free speech ) are the HOTTEST and they make my dick EXPLODE/post

Sex sex with me virtual sex my ornis is hard oops that's a yypo too fast to correct damn my dingle is dongling you feel me hou feel that throbbing rumble in my pants (and it's not s fart) let's cyber bby/hornyvent

@Aldo6 "Human beings can theoretically feel regret, I have felt regret, I am a human being, I will project that outward, it seems to work, now I am confident, now I will protect people from doing things they might regret, they don't know what they're doing because they're DUMB but I'm SMART 🤓" -human being making assumptions and potentially ruining the very lives it claims to "care" for ("care" as in protect.......from bad choices...................aka slavery, and kingship over others)

I can't remember but I think I've been having dreams in which I do not show mercy to another human body that is assaulting me. I hope the future is ok. I worry alot about being in a world war and driving a long spike into over 200 human beings (executioner in the back lines, no quarter, supplies too low)./vent

I need pussy, clussy, and bussy, ASAP/vent