YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I want to become a member of the communist party so that I'll have friends...I tried with the nazi party all those years ago (as those of you who know my full story are aware of) but they turned out to be real dick holes. I saw people professing to be communist being so mean to the Nazis who were being "polite" so I didn't recognize what was going on was reactive abuse, the Nazis pretend to be nice guys wbile telling lie after lie and making veiled threat after veiled threat until the communists say to every damn nazi they see I KNOW YOUR GAME FUCK YOU KILL YOURSELF...to someone with no context of course the communists look like the nutjobs, but after being educated I now understand WHY they were so aggressive towards these pieces of hypocritical lying vile nazi shits./vent

I literally used to sing that song while doing dishes at my shitty job really believing me and my younger gf would get married, that was before she cheated on me and got herself SAd so bad her vag broke and now I'm so terrified of it happening again I refuse to pursue relationships with normal non-paranoid non-introvert gurls, because I'm scared they'll get hurt by the world and I won't be able to help them, and I worry our relationship wouldn't survive the strain./vent

No one younger than me should be making more money than me >:C /vent directed at stupid millionaire 20 year olds T-T

You (if you're hot and nice) keeping your big fat jiggly ass from me should be considered jazzy deprivement aka jazzy abuse/vent

Which smiling friends character do you think I am? I feel like I'm the landlord who wouldn't give up on wanting someone to smoke weed and play n64 with

First time seeing tmnt 2014: I'm racist and I hate this movie it remonds me of bbcs stop sexualizing April Michelangelo you have a bbc
Seeong tmnt 2014 now: I have a bbc woah the turtles are so funny omg get it Michelangelo hell yea we all have bbcs here I love this movie

Stand up comedy is dead. Have to get up there and be a fucking philosopher. Fucking hate these cocksuckers. I just want it to go back to fucking knock knock jokes, apolotical, talk about just flying in and having tired arms. Tried and true. Give the people what they want damnit. Tell them you walked into a bar and said ouch. Shut the fuck up about your existential bullshit I swear to god I will beat you unconscious with your own fucking microphone/vent

@Zest Yes! It was so coincidental too I was binge watching the turtles and then the new set came out and I felt inspired to play again after being burnt out for a while. I have yet to put together a real turtle deck outside drafts but I will eventually. Also I heard "pizza" cards make great combos and I love that I can make a pizza deck now 😭

God i love the fucking teenage mutant ninja turtles/map pride

Ughhhhhhhhhh no wonder governments would restrict access to beautiful princesses who are in their PRIME, they use them as the carrot on the end of the stick for their pawns!!!!!!!!! Epstein papers threaten to expose or "ruin" the WORLD governments, the REAL global currency isn't the PETRODOLLAR it's the CUNNYDOLLAR and THEY don't want YOU to KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!! Humans should be free and nobody should be the carrot at the end of a stick for pawns!!!!/vent

I will die for black girl with freckles who cosplays /vent WHICH ONE OF YOU IS BLACK GIRL WITH FRECKLES WHO COSPLAYS????????? T-T

@Aldo6 Yea that last part, I didn't have a porn "addiction" until my cunt therapist who I trusted with my inner dialogue TOLD me I did, before that my relationship with porn was great, I loved porn, I was happy with my collection, now I'm still working on getting that idiots bullshit words out of my head.

You know, if my wife was really hot and she had a lb I wouldn't even mind if she groomed him and made him an obedient bisexual onahole/dildo for us/vent/fantasy/fiction

Pornstars who are willing to say sexy things about lbs (totally all fantasy things covered under free speech ) are the HOTTEST and they make my dick EXPLODE/post

Sex sex with me virtual sex my ornis is hard oops that's a yypo too fast to correct damn my dingle is dongling you feel me hou feel that throbbing rumble in my pants (and it's not s fart) let's cyber bby/hornyvent

@Aldo6 "Human beings can theoretically feel regret, I have felt regret, I am a human being, I will project that outward, it seems to work, now I am confident, now I will protect people from doing things they might regret, they don't know what they're doing because they're DUMB but I'm SMART 🤓" -human being making assumptions and potentially ruining the very lives it claims to "care" for ("care" as in protect.......from bad choices...................aka slavery, and kingship over others)