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I need a pedomommy who doesn't believe in spanking so she can protect me from my evil childhood spanking traumas /vent

If I could get fucke din the butt by someone who shot BIG loads I would do it but ONLY if it got stored in my balls so **I** could shoot big loads next (I DON'T like getting fucked in the ass so this tells you had bad I want my loads to be BIG) /vent

Need to find a pedomommy who's not abusive so she'll be nice to me even though I'm a little boy UwU /vent littlespace

Section of brain A146B: I'm glad I'VE never molested a child
Section of brain 612A49: Bro that's weird to say
Section of brain A146B: Oh, so you're DISAPPOINTED about this?
Section of brain 612A49: *Glares*
Section of brain A146B: Yea stfu, don't try and highroad me you skank
/vent

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I'm autistic. Like actually I have that classification. If this wilk make you nicer to me or be attracted to me cool. I'm not HEAVILY autistic, I can like, talk about stuff, but sometimes I ramble....and sometimes I can't tell when you want me to shutup. But I have lots of normal traits! Like I can grow, prep, and cook food! I can milk a cow BY HAND, and by extension goats, I can do LOTS of stuff but just because I want to be a monogamous pervert who has no job ladies seem to hate me and femboys too, they see the pretty cherub like face and my best mood and they assume I'll be the one to save them from their dreary days, bitch I need you to save me from my dreary days too, damn, help a brotha out T-T /vent

Need to fuck a homo ballstouching style, need to fuck that femboy till our balls are smooching /tbh

I feel like evil government agents have tried to tempt me by pretending to be so many lgs, and I always shut them down. This is how I imagine they look like. A skinny richard Nixon, he looks dead inside. He is wearing his work suit, but with a fluffy pink ribbon in a bow stuck to the top of his head, a half deflated helium balloon, and a big giant flat round lolipop. JUST LET PEOPLE BE IN LOVE!!!!! /vent

Pedo mommy who sucks her own sons cock and even gets pregnant by him: *receives award from the healthy family society for being the mother of the year*

The world tries to scare me! It tries to ruin my day! But I say nay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am the rider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Into the expanse I go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INTO GODS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* (*battle yell). I RIDE INTO THE NIGHT!!!!! /vent

Got my psychopathy back and now I'm gonna do some cool things irl like travel as a lone rider into towns to seek knowledge from ancient modern wizards and sorcerers and I'll make friends who look up to me like a god (psychopathy doesn't mean I'm a danger to myself or others it just means I'm cool af) /vent

I need a girl (to be my wife) who has the mind of a pretty little woman but the body of a 6 foot tall 230 lb muscled amazon. /vent

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HYPER COCK 

Hahaha le crecio la verga 😁

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My favorite part of hellraiser is when hellraiser looks at the camera and says "welcome to hellraiser, bitch"

I'm sorry for forgetting who I was. I remember now. I remember...This is me in this scene but when I crush the doll I say..."Normies!"
youtu.be/9tfW1kflWVk

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