I'm glad I'm not in a special needs facility and get to look at as much weird porn as I want without some counselor being like "that's enough porn" or "that's weird enough, no weirder". Hoping I can marry a qt one day who has enough money that I don't need to work because I'm just a little house husband who doesn't do work very good I have chronic fatigue 🥺 /vent
I DON'T LIKE discord because they GAVE ME A PANIC ATTACK by BANNING MY ACCOUNT AND MY IP AND MY DEVICE IDENTIFIERS and it was for NO REASON other than PEOPLE HIJACKED A ROOM AND TROLLED IT WITH BAD PICTURES and I DID NOTHING WRONG but now I'm SCARED OF DISCORD FOREVER!!!!!! /vent I haven't used discord EVER SINCE and it's been YEARS and I'm ANGRY because I'm missing out on the PARTY apparently and it's giving me FOMO I'm so mad and crying I'm seething!
I need a BIG mommy with STRONG muscles to take care of me...because I'm getting older, and weaker, I'm not the ass kicker I once was m'dear, yes yes, the days of go go power rangering motherfuckers are, sadly, definitively passed...if you can stomach the thought of being with a "male" (I wince to even call myself that if I cannot rip a phone book in half or do a flying side kick into a standing adults face) who is becoming weak like a little boy, maybe you're the one for me, and maybe I'm the one for you 🥺🫂 p.s. you can be small mommy also, as long as you're nice that's what matters, and you can handle guns/vent
@Aldo6 I was intellectual until I smelled a potential victim. No one will care what is done to him, idc his reasons yea yea society, not now, I'm sharked up, I want flesh, his flesh is permitted by society! I want the flesh!!!!!!!!! Zombie for days!!!!! /fantasy/fiction/vent
https://youtu.be/V-rS174AUT0
I WILL find my fedi love and we WILL get married!!!!! WEIRDER little freaks than ME have found WIVES on the stupid nerd sites THEY were using so WHY can't it happen to me?? Answer! It CAN! /vent
Let's me and you go absolutely fucking crazy babe and become ecelebs and they'll try to make us lolcows but we won't be milked so they'll just say we're scum but we'll be Jazzy the pervert and his petite waifu who they will say I groomed but she will laugh the hardest at their accusations and giggle that she's the one who groomed me before we smooch with a smile and turn off the bedside lamps in our king sized bed with rich people sheets /vent
@bitterblossom I'm hungry so if hotdogs were an option rn I'd have picked it
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