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All the fedposters unfollowed me once they realized I'm just retarded :feelsbadman:

I remember when I used to hang out in alt right spaces the other bois thought I was weird af for having a fetish for Jewish women. Not even to dominate or abuse them, just a fetish for them as wives. I would confess to them that I wished I had a jewess wife and they would say that was weird af and that I was trolling. But I wasn't trolling.

Sorry guys I got drunk last night and posted a lot. I didn't even know what day it was when I woke up.

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What happened to that black bitch who would post her titties? She was fake right?

Let's imagine what Jazzy looks like, Jazzy has a solid dad bod, a little fat but not enough to have a gut, not anywhere close. Jazzy has thick powerful legs, prominent cum gutters despite being not-lean, and he remains hairless due to shaving. I'd fuck me. I look pretty damn good. I'm not perfect, but I'm damn good. Those moolie genetics make me a little beefier than the averages yt boi.

Since none of you want to be my gf I'll keep using my imaginary gf but the moment one of you caves and admits you want me I'm kicking that bitch to the curb

*Snuggle wuggles up on you and gives you a smooch*
Mmmm you taste like candy

Oh shit I forgot to say that was a fantasy. For legal purposes, everything is now fantasy. EVERYTHING. MY BANK ACCOUNT IS FANTASY!

IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND TIME!
Hey imaginary girlfriend, do you love me?

Her: I would love if you took a shower right now

God I love my cats. If any of you bastards fucked with my cats and we were consequence free I would eat your liver.

I am literally drinking and am fucked up on alcohol you can't stop me

Drink moar drink drink drink slurp slurp yum numb

My dad sucks cocks because he's a faggot
I HATE MY DAD
I HATE YOU DADDDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! YOU BASTARDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

I wanna draw loli wonder woman with that big fat ass getting railed by hot dicks, I wanna draw DW sucking Arthur's big fat Advark dick, I want Jade chan to not stop shitting cum from all the cum Mighty Moose shot up inside her. Etc. etc.

The problem is I'm not a prolific artist and don't draw much and am not very good. I CAN draw but it is very laborious work and I have arthritis and shit so I don't practice like I should but that's just excuses and people hate fucking excuses so kick me in the stomach ONE time to shut me up and I'll stop.

Ok thankyou now I will work hard and put my nose to the grindstone and hopefully become the next Shadman but that's never gonna happen so don't be surprised when I fail but at least I can give you one or two things out of a hundred that are fappable.

How crazy is Johnston Blackhorse's story? Natis01? The man turned himself in like a fool, does like 2 years, is back drawing suggestive loli despite it being against the rules...nothing happens...no one cares...no one gives a fuck. I'm rooting for him despite this potentially being read as dismissive and crass, but god damn, what a dummy for panicking like that. The silver lining is this, deapite all that, the man is still allowed online, on youtube, and is drawing cheesecake lolis....so....yea. The people in charge don't care, it's only freaks who bitch and moan but they're so loud you think it's the general consensus.

I have the desire to draw again so I hope you guys can tolerate my terrible art without abusing me for it

If we're mutuals through the thick and thin you're a real one

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