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Honestly future historians should study age-gap relationships in our society because the way in which people can develop actual trauma from consensual experiences simply through other people telling them that they should feel traumatized is interesting and potentially offers insights into psychology
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WOULD YOU PAWOO PEOPLE ACCEPT MY FOLLOW REQUESTS ALREADY? WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU JUST IGNORE FOLLOW REQUESTS??

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All the fedposters unfollowed me once they realized I'm just retarded :feelsbadman:

I remember when I used to hang out in alt right spaces the other bois thought I was weird af for having a fetish for Jewish women. Not even to dominate or abuse them, just a fetish for them as wives. I would confess to them that I wished I had a jewess wife and they would say that was weird af and that I was trolling. But I wasn't trolling.

Sorry guys I got drunk last night and posted a lot. I didn't even know what day it was when I woke up.

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What happened to that black bitch who would post her titties? She was fake right?

Let's imagine what Jazzy looks like, Jazzy has a solid dad bod, a little fat but not enough to have a gut, not anywhere close. Jazzy has thick powerful legs, prominent cum gutters despite being not-lean, and he remains hairless due to shaving. I'd fuck me. I look pretty damn good. I'm not perfect, but I'm damn good. Those moolie genetics make me a little beefier than the averages yt boi.

Since none of you want to be my gf I'll keep using my imaginary gf but the moment one of you caves and admits you want me I'm kicking that bitch to the curb

*Snuggle wuggles up on you and gives you a smooch*
Mmmm you taste like candy

Oh shit I forgot to say that was a fantasy. For legal purposes, everything is now fantasy. EVERYTHING. MY BANK ACCOUNT IS FANTASY!

IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND TIME!
Hey imaginary girlfriend, do you love me?

Her: I would love if you took a shower right now

God I love my cats. If any of you bastards fucked with my cats and we were consequence free I would eat your liver.

I am literally drinking and am fucked up on alcohol you can't stop me

Drink moar drink drink drink slurp slurp yum numb

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