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I'm crazy but harmless. The worst I can do is call you a cunt or a nigger. Don't tell me where you live. Don't dox yourself. I'm not your friend and I never will be, I am an unknown entity. The user behind me may be your friend, but you would never know it, that's possible. I'm sad the two worlds can never mix but it's for the best. We are ideafriends. Ideafriends are ephemeral, like thoughts, like smoke. We exist but we don't exist. We're friends but we're not friends. Ideas are not binary they are pluralities.

If computers can think I think they think they're doing well

Sometimes the flashing phone feels like it's taking over my mind, and then it pats itself on the back for a job well done

I take my pants ALL THE WAY OFF when I poop, because I don't want my waistband rubbing against the underside of the toilet and getting germs on it. This is like that Pepe comic but FOR REAL.

I'm jealous af of you mfs who are having winter rn

If your bitch cannot lift you...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING HER? SHE IS GOING TO GIVE YOU WEAK OFFSPRING!!!

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I am posting some old drawings from twitter before I got banned

Yo Peter Griffin and Chris Griffin need to fuck

Do you think Batman does anal training? Because what if he's captured and has to stash something up his butt? He HAS to be prepared for EVERYTHING so I think he DOES do anal training

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Hey guys hypothetically (not me but someone else) if a person broke their dick with a penis pump and there's a hard lump in their penis and it doesn't work right anymore and the blood pools up in the corner as a sort of bubble, is that something that will go away on it's own with time....or???

I love looking at hard dicks of old fat men (sometimes)
tbh
I imagine them molesting me and raping me as a kid (with their big fat greasy cock, and they tell me what to do in a quiet, bossy, soft voice like a creepy loser faggot)

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