YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Antis: *do nothing to help children*
Me: *becomes a literal Santa Claus in times of need*

They say they need toiletries, feminine hygiene products, and stuff for when it gets cold like blankets, and toys.

On the verge of tears, eating spaghetti and meatballs, watching Godzilla vs Mothra, and thinking of the ills of the world rn.

Saw that a local org is doing a donation drive for kids in emergency housing and was overwhelmed, gonna order stuff to donate. I was in a place like that as a kid.

My moms husband is trying to get her to fight Albanians because they stole his fishing pole...fucking coward.

*Sweating looking at the maid outfit that has been in my Amazon cart for 10 years*

I remember being a kid and going on 4chan for the first time, and someone called me a newfag and said I should kill myself and I cried irl and was lost in thought for a long while.

Lets list things to be happy about.
I'm happy about the sun.
I'm happy about the moon.
I'm happy about calcium.
I'm happy I have two working legs.
I'm happy my penis is functional.
I'm happy I have a full tumtum rn (full of bagels and lox mmmm mmmmm).
I'm happy I'm not bleeding to death in a car wreck on my way to an important event.
I'm happy I don't have any cancer (that I know of, fingers crossed guys).
I'm happy that I am surrounded by breathable atmosphere, and am able to breathe it.

Idk if this is working I was hoping it would fix my life.

What is it they say about revenge being like a hot coal? The harder you squeeze them, the more it hurts you. Let it go.

I don't think you're a stinky butt I think you're beautiful. I'm sorry for trying to take joy away from you.

I feel bad for saying mean things out of confused abd misdirected anger

I sometimes think of using my bible knowledge to start my own fucked up bible cult that would actually be satanism with a coat of godly paint. We'd play black metal at services.

My older ex: You're polyamorus
Me: No I'm not, I'm monogamous
My older ex: That's not healthy, you'll be happier being polyamorus
Me: That's fine for you to think that, but I disagree
My older ex: It's not something I think it's the truth
Me: Dude, I've been respectful so far
My older ex: *smugUMADface*

He loved his own farts