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"We hate you Jazzy because you are too honest, you flaunt the duality of man too evidently."

I just wanna lick some muscle clam till I'm rewarded with a fucq 😭

Anti: Children can't consent because of the power differential
Me: Did I mention I was pro2A? Because lots of people can't consent because of a power differential, which is why I want that differential to be minimized.

Consent is important, and the power to defend that consent is also important.

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It makes me sick to my fucking stomach that violent criminals, street racers, gangs, don't get the death penalty anymore. It's not the jews, it's not jews, but a sizable portion of ALL RACES need to be gassed, legally of course, I'm saying people need to come together and vote and take out the trash, or this thing we've got going that is so sweet (electricity, internet, food, heat) is going to go the fuck away. War needs to be declared on conspirators but it won't be, because war was declared on all americans in the 20s with the prohibition of alcohol, and later the prohibition of drugs, and so now war is unable to be waged because any war must have the support of it's people. Abusing the people, and fucking them in the ass over constitutionally protected use and manufacture of medicines for the past 100+ years has beleaguered them into a state of inaction. They no longer wish to support their abusive fucking parents (the state) who beats the fucking shit out of them for wearing eyeliner and drinking at rock concerts. Want a happy family, want a happy state? Don't be a tyrant. Then you will have the ability to police violent anarchy when necessary, because you have not cried wolf like an abusive alcoholic father, chicken little ass faggot yelling the sky is falling because your son wore a skirt and did a bump. You disgust me.

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Me: I'm gonna wear a dashiki to be less racist
Two drinks later: ...and that's why we should send them all back!

I wish I had someone to pat, someone who trusted me and loved me and who I trusted and loved also. Someone on mission, we can help eachother, two is better than one but only when they are working towards the same goal. Two peas in a pod. Two parts of a whole.

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Me looking at my poop before flushing: Yup, I have German ancestry alright! (Because Germans are said to inspect their shit before flushing, and so this is where the instinct must have come from)

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I keep farting because I ate a lot of dried fruit, like a lb of dried frut. I have never farted this much in my life.

Lefty cuck praising the unconstitutional forcing of the races together: ...and they (cucked politicians) said "your WHITE children ARE GOING TO have black kids in the school with them"

Me, a libertarian: That sounds like a threat, I don't like threats

If you want to open an all black school, or an all white school, or an all asian school, that is your RIGHT! Sick twisted bastards will tell you that you first do not have the right to free association, and then they will tell you that you have to take it up the butt (not that there's anything wrong with taking it up the butt, as long as it is a choice and not a rape). I hate cucks. Of all races. Open your mixed schools, celebrate them, advertise them, give them grants, so long as you give the same rights and priorities to the segregated schools (segregated by choice not government mandate, big difference, the swing has swung too far in the other direction, now government mandates that you HAVE to have blacks in school with whites, and we ALL know what that means, white girls gettin raped, not all the time, not every time, but enough. Statistically no white bois are raping Shaniqua.).

FLIES TOUCHED MY CHICKEN AND HAVE BEEN ANNOYING ME SO I AM ANGRY AT FLIES RN

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If I was as smart as Rick from Rick and Morty I would invent tiny fly sized machines that hunted down flies and raped them to death. I hate flies. Ugly, disgusting, fat bodied, worthless, shitty, shit sucking, annoying, inconsiderate, HONORLESS bastards.

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Chicks are fat.
<UM EXCUSE ME?
They have fat titties and they have fat asses and they jiggle, chicks are fat.

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