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Here's to hoping my ex gets treatment resistant superaids since he takes prep and thinks that means he can have sex with everybody all the time with no consequences

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Broke: Looking up the pedophiles on the refistry to tell your kids which houses to avoid

Woke: Looking up the pedophiles to tell your kids to go welcome them to the neighborhood so they can learn how to deal with adversity

I had to send them away so quickly because I had to run straight to my room to coom the hardest coom I'd coomed in years

If I was a parent tbh I would be one of those crazy fucks who never lets their kids leave the house.

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One was around 9, and quite cute, even at that age. The other, around 7, and likely her sister, wasn't quite as pretty but was also adorable.

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And if I was, shame on the testers, putting lgs in what they perceive to be danger just to ascertain if the new neighbor is a pervert or not...but what if they came over of their own accord...what if they knew exactly what they were doing, and I disappointed them by sending them away? No that can't be possible!

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I still can't get over the two blonde lgs who knocked on my door out of nowhere unattended when I first moved in. It's a good thing I wasn't a pervert or I could have invited them in. As it was I was friendly but appropriate and then cheerfully sent them away, never saw them again. Still wonder if I was being tested.

luckily I'm forward thinking enough that I have a solution, even if it is a pain in the ass.

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tbh if I don't get consistent opiates I'll probably be dead within 5 years from suicide

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Ok I watched Wendell & Wild and it was decent, even though I hate Peeles politics.

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Scully seeks cool hairstyles through prayer. Mulder tries to expose government alien hobos.

and one night his giant bear husband got jealous af even though they're "polyamorus" and slammed the door so hard it almost came off the hinges, so my partyfag took me on a ride to have a long conversation and said we can't have sex anymore...and then I dicked him in my car...I should have ran the day after we fucked the first time, years could have been put to better use.

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