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In fact she has to do everything she can to keep him alive and healthy and happy, or, again, due to her alien biology, it would be bad for her, so she does it begrudgingly but always does it.

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AND, AND, once she has sex with someone she can't have sex with someone else because of her alien biology, until the current partner dies (and she's not allowed to kill him)

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Reggie had to get a Tutor because she so stupid.
More like 12 I.Q. forever.

Wish I would just wake up on a spaceship with a hot muscle woman who has to have sex regularly or she'll die and I'm the only one around 😈

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Scully ignores increasingly obvious cryptocreature venom. Smoking Man just, you know, smokes a bunch.

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STOP FUCKING WITH ME, ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME? WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROFESSION ASSHOLE!
f-for the third time sir.....I am a fucking cobbler god damnit

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Reading Shakespears Julius Caesar, and I hate Flavius and Marullus so much, such little fucking morons, I mean how can you be so god damn fucking stupid that a man tells you he's a cobbler 3 fucking times and your retarded pig ass acts like he's the one being difficult jesus Christ

Wish I could pet your head and give you a cookie

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Young Link and Nabooru (The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time)

I did my favorite lolis, and I plan to do more. For solidarity though with the folks who like shotas getting dicked by futa cocks, this one for you.

It would probably be more apparent in color though, especially with all the motion effects in the way.

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youtube.com/watch?v=12E3yH1l5n
One of my favorite interviews, portrait of a deeply troubled and violent man

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I think of me and all my moots as the justice league 🥺

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