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*Grandson standing at foot of elderly womans bed, both are in S&M leather*

Grandson: Ok gam gam, the safe word is "dementia"

I mean not in person not like looking here in the eye, unless we were into that I guess (and it were legal)

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Attractions aren't actions, and masturbating is not a crime! I can look at the sun and masturbate, or I can look at war footage and masturbate, I could look at my gam gam and masturbate, it's all moral!

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What kind of creep cares about what other people masturbate to? Do they just sit around their house imagining people masturbating to things and then getting angry?

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I love porn where the people rp as mother and son (but it's often ruined by them saying STEPmother during the scene, ew, no, fuck your mother, not your stepmother ew gross)

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Hello women, I am accepting unsolicited breast pictures in my DMs. My only requirements are: you're White, you're between 18 and 38 and weigh less than me (350lbs)

Man, if I had been raised by pro gay parents (aka good parents) I would have had the confidence to spend my best years crossdressing like all my trans girlfriends had the confidence to do. Or maybe it's just me, maybe I'm a coward :blobsad:

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@daedrix
the take on this is wrong.
Mastercard and Visa are the ones laying on the pressure because they can.
MC and Visa are just "data transmission" companies while American banks themselves are not allowed to do this - unless the transaction is specifically illegal.
In America, banks are legally required to allow ANY transaction, unless it breaks the law. So if I buy porn by writing a check or giving my routing number and account, it doesn't matter if its considered "offensive" to the lobbyists or the board of directors, the bank has to support the transaction because of the law. But MC and Visa are not bound by this law.
So we need to go after the Japanese government and the American government to make these "data companies" legally required to support any transaction, as long as it's not illegal.

Did my makeup for the first time in years, looked away, let my haird down, mussed it up all fluffyz then looked back in the mirror and felt euphoria, I wish I could feel this way all the time

I'm sorry for my bad attitude you guys 🥺
My stinkin' thinkin' 🥺

Elon you fucking faggot fix the fucking twitter app so I can download pictures of femboys again, I have to press save like 5 times because it gave and error the first 4

What is a child but a state of being? It's not a number. You don't stop being a child at 13, or 18. It's a broad gradient.

If you could get in a de-age-ifyer, so you could mingle with children unnoticed, would you?

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But I'll phrase it less autistically, like, "You fat but not TOO fat"

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I'm the type of person to say "your fatness is not above tolerance levels" like I just said something reassuring if I feel truly comfortable with my partner (and they ask if they are too fat for me to find them attractive)

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