I matched with someone on a dating app and now I'm like.............because I can't show them the real me....."Hi I'm Jazzy I'm a map and a zoophile and I live in a crappy room with a crooked floor, sorry I don't have any clothes that aren't stained or stretched out or shrunken and wrinkly, sorry my wallet is empty, sorry my house is messy and I spent too much time masturbating and now my back hurts all the time, what's that? You're concerned? Why? Don't be concerned! I'm normal! This is normal! I'm honest! I'm nice! Just give me a chance! I can pick myself up again! I've done it before! Just give me love and watch me go! Feed me your unconditional attention because I am a narcissistic little demon, wait, where are you going? Soothe my fee fees! Wahhh"
Hello everyone, as many of you already may know because it was written on twatter, Pixiv decided to change their policy, because Credit Cards are censoring everything. From now on,hentai commissions, fanbbox, doujins at Booth are prohibited, so i have no choice but to delete a lot of my works and stop doing commissions for a while, it forced me to change everything so i may need time to re´structure working flow. Here i used translation machine so you can read the warning artists received...
"Yarrggg" Cumbeard said as he looked through his spyglass,
Cumbeard: "Aye, those be some faggots off the port bow, I can seem em tryin to destroy me content, limey bastards! First mate"
First mate: "Pip pip, orders sir?"
Cumbeard: "Ready the cum cannons! We'll show these salty dogs what hapens to content saboteurs!!"
I used to think he was cool, then he said to stop watching porn and I knew, I KNEW, this guy was fucking retarded
I love how Jordan Peterson says "It's metaphysical, not literal, that's how people speaaaaaak, you have to understtttaaaaaand there's DEEEEEEPER MEEEEEEEEEANINGGGGGGGG"
and
"Noooooo you can't say you're a woman because you're not a womannmnnmmmmmm there's nooo deeper meaning everything is litterrrrralllll omg my head my benzooooos!!!"
Talking out both sides of his mouth
Monopolies aren't legal, bust em up! Amazon should be 20-30 companies, not ONE, with ONE ***BALD*** guy in charge (at least Elon had the DECENCY to get HAIR)
I don't care if you're poly, just don't try and claim perpetual victim status because a select few people said mean things to you.
Faggots are opressed, niggers are opressed, whores are opressed, people with an active fucking sex life are not opressed, and if they are, they're definitely not straight, because it's definitely not the poly thing. NOBODY cares that you're poly, they CARE that you're a fruitcake and use the poly thing as a point of attack you absolute fucking morons. If you were chad and straight no one would fucking care that you're poly. Poly is not an opressed minority, it's not the reason people are shitting on them, it's because poly people are only noticed when they're not straight, so it's not a poly thing it's a GAY thing.
My ex used to play victim about being poly all the time, "I'm oppressed" like no you're fucking not. Nobody cares if you have multiple partners, you just want attention. I thought this was just a him thing, but a person on a channel I watch came out as poly and they did the same thing, just bitching about being oppressed. In what world are poly people fucking opressed?
Man if I was rich and educated and powerful I would be very very very scared of pissing off other people, but they seem to revel in it. I would be scared they would stick a knife up my asshole like they did to Gaddafi. I'd be the nicest most unobtrusive rich person ever, I would even fuck other rich people before they can fuck the masses so the masses don't fuck me, because it's not like they fucking differentiate between rich people.
Fantasy
All antis have been sentenced to eternal torment in hell by The King of Maps, a celestial being who all gods were based on, as the true god of the universe The King of Maps is all powerful and can alter reality. He can turn antis inti MAPs and back again, just for fun. He can make all the lolis in the world into AAMs. He can make himself a female too if he wants, so he can suck 10 billion shota dicks as a milf. The King of Maps is truly the strongest character there is.
The Trench