YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

https://youtu.be/FbgYcbJ8Tv8

Half the time I download a picture on tusky now, and it doesn't actually appear in my gallery, even though it said it was downloading it...

Alex Jones was masturbating to Helluva Boss when JK Rowling burst in and told him to block Elon Musk.........that's when the Borg attacked

Hello slender boy, why don't you give this uncle a kiss?

"You like to be assholes huh? How about I turn you into an asshole!" said the beast, as he ripped a normie insideout at the asshole. Finally, the bravest of the normies attacked, hitting the beast repeatedly. The beast laughed at this feeble attack, followed by the words "my turn!", it swung its arms madly, without any grace or control, laughing while the normies body exploded like a gopher under a lawn mower.

The normies laughed, and guffawed, their cheap trashy accents echoing as they spoke between gurgles. They didn't know this would be their last night of being shitty. A beast was hunting the normies, a beast of memetic proportions, a beast which has existed through the ages. The beast broke in through the door, immediately ripping out a female normies fallopian tubes and eating them. "This is beast time!" shouted the beast over the normies screams. The beast lunged at a fat normie male, who moments ago was asserting dominance over the group gleefully with his faggoty sounds, blood exploded from the mans head when the beast clamped down and crushed it in its mighty jaws. "Next I'm gonna shove my detachable dick up your ass!" the beast cried while pointing at a random member of the group, then the beast -in one smooth motion- removed its dick and shoved it up the normies ass, killing them instantly. "Dick, return!" the beast exclaimed, to the shock and awe of the horrified remaining normies, the beasts dick rose out of the dead normies ass, hovered in the air, and snapped back into place on the beast.

To be continued...?

tfw no hipster bf with inferiority complex who makes fun of others to stoke his ego

(Your autistic peepo bf comes to pick you up on his motorcycle for your date)

MOTORIN'
WHAT'S. YOUR. PRICE. FOR FLIGHT. *DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA, DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA*
https://youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0

It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol until 8am, that's fascism. It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol on Sunday. That's also fascism.

I should be happy for things. For example, I don't have any terrible diseases.

I hate living in Georgia (I don't live in Georgia I'm just throwing off the bots)

I have pinned the Veggietales fantic

Im a hater
I been sippin on that haterade
Imma hate on you
Imma hate on god
Can't stop me
/sbs (sarcastic but serious)

Sadly MAP fedi pretty much ignores me now because they "care about their image" or some shit and I said nigger too many times

Tbh I'm only a map, technically not a pedo, since I don't find prepubescent people very attractive. It's not until a person begins to develop midway to puberty that their features start to sharpen, it is this sharpening that I appreciate, which is why I can still find people well past the onset of puberty attractive. I understand and feel for other maps who are almost or completely exclusive in their attractions to persons who are very young, but that's not me. I understand why people would assume that though, because people assume the most extreme thing they can if they're going to assume anything at all. No, typically I'm attracted to athletic, capable, charming people, regardless of age, and that is why I am a MAP. Not because I fetishize youth, and not because I'm attracted to helplessness, I do not and am not. I just don't see the validity of the arbitrary lines of demarcation society has placed at various chronological points. It is fascism.