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antis are so full of hate
while they're thinking they're so great
hearts so black they look like coal
evil is the antis goal

they've no reason to be proud
all they have is being loud
all they have is their disgust
which they share because they must

insulting words fly from their lips
brain dead takes and lukewarm quips
an anti is no friend of mine
so long as I shall always find
their malevolence undue
and their evidence untrue

think with logic think with heart
you can stop before you start
and if you start you can start anew
a brand new day a brand new you

I'll forgive if you forget
and leave behind your anti set
no more tricks, no more traps
it's time for you to bridge the gaps

be a friend and be kind
or you will be left behind

Half the time I download a picture on tusky now, and it doesn't actually appear in my gallery, even though it said it was downloading it...

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as the ship burns, let me rearrange the deck chairs.
drew this last night.

Alex Jones was masturbating to Helluva Boss when JK Rowling burst in and told him to block Elon Musk.........that's when the Borg attacked

Fantasy 

Hello slender boy, why don't you give this uncle a kiss?

Fantasy 

"You like to be assholes huh? How about I turn you into an asshole!" said the beast, as he ripped a normie insideout at the asshole. Finally, the bravest of the normies attacked, hitting the beast repeatedly. The beast laughed at this feeble attack, followed by the words "my turn!", it swung its arms madly, without any grace or control, laughing while the normies body exploded like a gopher under a lawn mower.

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The normies laughed, and guffawed, their cheap trashy accents echoing as they spoke between gurgles. They didn't know this would be their last night of being shitty. A beast was hunting the normies, a beast of memetic proportions, a beast which has existed through the ages. The beast broke in through the door, immediately ripping out a female normies fallopian tubes and eating them. "This is beast time!" shouted the beast over the normies screams. The beast lunged at a fat normie male, who moments ago was asserting dominance over the group gleefully with his faggoty sounds, blood exploded from the mans head when the beast clamped down and crushed it in its mighty jaws. "Next I'm gonna shove my detachable dick up your ass!" the beast cried while pointing at a random member of the group, then the beast -in one smooth motion- removed its dick and shoved it up the normies ass, killing them instantly. "Dick, return!" the beast exclaimed, to the shock and awe of the horrified remaining normies, the beasts dick rose out of the dead normies ass, hovered in the air, and snapped back into place on the beast.

To be continued...?

tfw no hipster bf with inferiority complex who makes fun of others to stoke his ego :peepoCry:

(Your autistic peepo bf comes to pick you up on his motorcycle for your date)

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MOTORIN'
WHAT'S. YOUR. PRICE. FOR FLIGHT. *DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA, DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA*
youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0

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People said use VPN to protect your connection. Meanwhile me downloading some breach sensitive data by some country in torrent without VPN :02laugh:
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It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol until 8am, that's fascism. It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol on Sunday. That's also fascism.

I should be happy for things. For example, I don't have any terrible diseases.

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The Train keeps data on every passenger and denizen, down to the inch. According to the conductor, the cocks are a very important part of the healing process.

3-Part Commission for
@DLaw7

I hate living in Georgia (I don't live in Georgia I'm just throwing off the bots)

Im a hater
I been sippin on that haterade
Imma hate on you
Imma hate on god
Can't stop me
/sbs (sarcastic but serious)

Sadly MAP fedi pretty much ignores me now because they "care about their image" or some shit and I said nigger too many times

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