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WHY AUTISM FAILED

autist in 300 bc: hey these stars are pretty cool. i think i am going to stay up all night cataloging which stars appear in the night sky first. then i am going to spend every day of the next tear tracking the movement of every planet and star across the sky.

autist in 2020 ad: hey those stars a-- wait a second, is that... a blue hedgehog?? sonic NEEDS me. i am going to devote my life to sonic the hedgehog.
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@kallisti @netdoll @rats @nenetl all anarchists are against an age of consent. you can spot an anarkiddie by asking them about their opinion on it.

Fall Guys movie when? Remember Fall Guys? Remember?

Still not convinced all my interactions aren't just one chud obsessed with me, but I'm getting there

poem 

you see my words from across the world
that I have written down
I am a simple person, perhaps a simple clown

you do not know this writer's face
or the hardship she has traced

and yet something speaks to you kin-ly (as to kin)

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@tarperfume I realized today your name is probably not tarper fume like how it sounds in my head, and is clearly tar perfume, and I laughed for like 5 minutes

I wish the fediverse was a school and we were all students, I wonder what the different cliques would be like

No matter how much a woman begs me for casual sex, I will refuse her right now. I am too depressed for casual sex. Maybe when I am feeling happier.

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A disgusting fucking CHUD was STARING at me while I got my food today, stupid fuck thought I was a woman because it was dark, ugly desperate fuck, he was wearing gay gross hillbilly camo too, probably a rapist, he had the look, the gross creepy look that gross creeps who disrespect women have, god I wish chuds had a curfew

(and people thought that was fucking cool, "woah, she was 14? and he fucked? woah that's cool!" they would say)

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all rock gods were MAPs (they were all fucking 14yos it can't be denied)

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