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Scooping out the non-retarded parts of people's brains and cobbling them together like:

Keep:
Consent
Physical fitness
Good empathy
Jokes
Humanely sourced meat
Fun chems
Sexual freedom
Bodily autonomy

Into the trash:
Alpha chudism
Woke scolding
Victim olypics
Angry niggerfaggot mindset
Corposhit

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I couldn't really find anything new to post, so here is series of images from the achieve. magic not working as it should.

I want to live in the universe where kids cartoons are body and sex positive because actual human beings are in power. And when I say "body positive" I do not mean obesity praising, I mean a built char sending the message that physical fitness is good, and that showing your body off is your right.

And they would take all the SSRIs and MAOIs and they would throw them in a landfill with a big sign above it that said "BAD drugs"

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If the state really cared, and really loved, they would give each citizen a daily ration of all the opiates, all the stimulants, and all the hallucinogens, that way no citizen would ever have to be bummed out about anything ever again

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@Moon there should be a dot gov website with realtime GPS trackers of every member of Congress ankle-bracelet style

I knew this post op tranny who went into right wing politics after she had done porn and I was like..............wut.........and it didn't take long for them to yeet her into orbit as soon as Trump won

Me in 2012: Wow, gay? Gays! GAYS!! :D Freedom! Protest hate! Hate the haters! Hate hate hate! RAAAAAAAA!!!

Me in 2015 (after falling out with my gays): BOOOO GAYS SUCK 😡 BOOO LETS BE TRAD! TRAD IS FREEDOM! DON'T FORCE ME TO SUCK A COCK!

Me in 2019:

Me in now: This ride isn't over.... nothing's changed really, the screeny keeps yelling at me, I just want to write funny stories but freedom is dying

2019 is blank because I kind of tuned the fuck out and got very sick, I was literally making effigies in my back yard and attacking them, as like, therapy.

I was raised to believe in liberty and freedom. My liberty to wear a dress, your liberty to mock me for it, your freedom to be an asshole, my freedom to refuse you service. That was the America I believed in.

If you can't tell I woke up mad at masculinity today. Obviously not all "manly men" are bad guys, just like not all "girly girls" are cunts, just let me fantasize damnit!

Fantasy 

*Slaps beardo on his stupid ugly bald head so hard that the atoms split and he dies*

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Fantasy 

Crushing a beardy mans throat 🥺
Stomping a beardos balls off 🥺
Splitting a beardo down the middle and sending the pieces into space 🥺

That's what he gets for not shaving, dressing feminine, or acting cute and pretty 😡

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might actually block religiously focused instances... really not interested in seing a bunch of retards praying 24/7 and devoting their entire lifes to promoting fundamentally homophobic, maschist and generally conservative ideologies...

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When the government rules it has no duty to protect citizens then simultaneously asks you to believe they need all that dragnet surveillance to protect you which they don't actually do.

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Some things are more important than funnies, more important than hahas and hehes, and those things are a little bit different for each person

Lefties: COVER UP TITS AND ASS
Righties: COVER UP TITS AND ASS
Me, The God of Pleasure: ***OBLITERATES ALL*** - *goes back to tipping the dancers quite handsomely*

Fantasy/Fiction 

The Demon had been born, it looked to the left, it saw food. It looked to the right, it saw food.

"Weakneeess" it growled, enraged by that which disgusted it.

The Demon fell upon that which was closest to it, on its left. It slaughtered the weak fool, gutting it and drinking its bile while laughing joyously. It looked to its right, it saw more fools, cheering it on for going after their enemies.

"WEAKNEESSSSSS!" It roared this time, and set upon its right side, ripping, tearing, killing and eating, as those fools too, scattered in fear.

Finally The Demon saw one who was worthy, one dressed in the scales of the snake, the color of gold. The demon bent down, sniffed, hesitated, then bowed, only one word was uttered, and that word was; Strength

The Liberty Rider sat upon The Demons back, as it ripped apart hordes of fat, slobbish, losers. Glitter, rainbow wigs, army camo, and american flags littered the scene. By the end only the Liberty Rider and The Demon were left. The Demon bowed again, but the rider stopped it, The Liberty Rider said this; You are no longer bound by violence, the enemies, the filth, have been defeated. Justice has begun its reign. The curse that created you is broken, no longer do the orcs or goblins walk without fear. You are free.

The Demon returned to it's original form, it was nothing more than a piece of paper, and on it, written in gold, were the words;

WE THE PEOPLE

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