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Put the gun in his fucking mouth, do it, make that little fucking bitch learn some respect, he treated you like shit, she treated you like garbage, fucking teach them a goddamn lesson, make them fucking learn, and save other people from their bullshit before they get to fucking enact it against them

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Gonna start hanging out with older women and steal the secrets of women, how they think, how they act, what they really are. After of which I will compile it into a book and distribute it amongst the brothers. Soon, the secrets will be unlocked, what is a woman? Gay men? Cats but in human form? Retarded men?

Patience;
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The one thing that's a pain in the ass about fedi is nothing is curated by an algo, and before you say "but that's good" (it is), it also means that I have to do more work to keep in touch with people, because unless they're obsessively checking on me they won't see many of my posts.

God I wish Grimes would just do a metoo on Elon Musk at this point because fuck that faggot

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Examples of being nice:
Not hitting people
Not hurting people
Not scaring people
Not threatening people
Not encouraging suicide

Examples of being mean:
The opposite of all that

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EVEN THOUGH I DON'T AGREE WITH THE ANTIS, IF THEY PROMISE TO BE NICE THEY CAN BE PART OF THE FEDIFAMILY :blobcatgooglytrash:

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When I started here, it was just a place for me to boost porn and be an asshole. But then I started to meet people who were curious thinkers, and I started to share more of myself in the hope that it would give me some sort of relief. As time passed and I became more comfortable I started to feel normal again. My confidence began to return despite certain people telling me to kill myself occasionally. I don't know what the future holds for any of us but I hope that it's good. I even hope that the antis can find some peace just like I hope paraphiles can find peace. If everybody had peace there would be no more fighting.

*parents = paraphiles
holy shit thanks for niggering me tts, I should just repost but I won't delet

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youtu.be/aO35c9_6uM0
(Play this while reading for greater effect)

When I started here, it was just a place for me to boost porn and be an asshole. But then I started to meet people who were curious thinkers, and I started to share more of myself in the hope that it would give me some sort of relief. As time passed and I became more comfortable I started to feel normal again. My confidence began to return despite certain people telling me to kill myself occasionally. I don't know what the future holds for any of us but I hope that it's good. I even hope that the aunties can find some peace just like I hope parents can find peace. If everybody had peace there would be no more fighting.

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*hard rock music plays*
*Satan swoops around laughing and then lands in the oval office chair*
"HAHAHHAHAA I'M GOING TO MAKE EVERYBODY SUFFER AND I'M GOING TO TELL THEM I'M DOING IT BECAUSE I LOVE GOD AND JESUS HAHAHA!"

"PLEASE WON'T SOMEBODY SAVE US SOMEBODY COME HELP?!"

*Harder rock music plays*
"Have no fear, Alkaloid Man is here!"

"Yay! Alkaloid Man, save us, he's trying to make us feel bad!"

"NO! NOT ALKALOID MAN! HE'S GOING TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME BECAUSE I'M A DUMB FAGOT!"

*Alkaloid Man kicks the devil so hard in his balls that he vomits and dies*

"And that's why feeling good is always better than feeling bad, don't let faggots ruin YOUR good time!"

*all the people all over everywhere cheered and threw their hands up and applauded Alkaloid Man while he dispersed alkaloids magically through the atmosphere so that they could all finally enjoy their day*

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@bitterblossom "come on vote republican! we offer;
- endless wars
- higher taxes (but they dont differ between wages!)
- debt slavery
- more inflation
- more death
- police state
- corporate bailout

But dont forget we also offer
- the ability to own a gun or smthing idk"

or even; "come on vote democrat! we offer;
- endless wars
- higher taxes (but the rich gets taxed even more!)
- debt slavery
- more inflation
- more death
- police state
- corporate bailout

but dont forget we also offer;
- minorities get more rights (barely)"
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