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Fedi I am very afraid I will have to go into the world soon, to find purchase lest I fall off the edge and into the sea. I am sure I will be facing many terrors you yourselves take for granted. Pray tell, do cashiers still have change for a dollar (only if you buy something) or is paper money a taboo now?

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A silly pinny of Judy from The Santa Clause 🎅

subscribestar.adult/pears

Sorry for lack of posting, I'll be getting teeth extracted tomorrow and it's been stressful 😭
So if I don't post more art in time, I hope y'all have a nice holidays and end of year :blobheart:

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I have espionage mentality, never show your hand, never be way too fucking loud, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck (or a decoy)

mfw i see civil war trending (but am a psychopathic narcissist addicted to adrenaline)

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Idk what race this is for, but F1 is actually looking into removing fossil fuels entirely, in fact they are already using hybrid engines, trust me, these people are NOT your enemy. They're like 0.0000000001% of global Co2 emissions... You should be blocking the entrance to massive cruise ships and mega factories in countries without regulations instead...

RE:
https://social.cbinary.sk/users/9gag/statuses/109546479201669312

Isn't it weird how "trader" and "traitor" sound the same? Why do they sound the same? Who thought it was a good idea?

I wish I had knowledge of my ancestors. I have no photos of my great grandparents and I don't know much about them.

White boy: Hey BISH
Jessica: Um hello, human resources?

Tyrone: Hey BISH
Jessica: Aww how sweet!

Paint yourself black, be a gorilla, watch the pussy pour in :thinkergun_sunglasses:

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Never forget that the only reason shaved faces are in fashion is because in World War I men needed to have clean shaven faces so their gas masks would seal against their skin and they wouldn't die, and also being a soldier was very good and being not a soldier meant you were a coward and so having the fashion of a soldier was in fashion and to this day we in the west shave our faces.

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