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holy fucking shit I swear to god the text to speech, I'm going to stab a nigger in the motherfucking eye holy shit this shit used to work what the fuck is going on god damn these fucking spics (/vent/fantasy)

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Gearing people continuously talk shit on pawoo is really starting to fucking piss me off, it is not managements fault that assholes are abusing the damn site, you sound like the same fucking people who bitch and moan about twitter and facebook not going hardcore nazi (even more than they already are) with their moderation just because some faggots break the law.

Just had a super nice day with my mom, relaxed and watched an entire episode of Solar Opposites together (historically whenever we try and watch a show together she has to go halfway through for some reason or another but this time she actually took time out of her day to really hang out which I appreciate very much). hug your moms (unless they're inhumanly abusive, in which case hug your surrogate mom or the closest thing you have to a real mom).

Fantasy 

The mutilation of the Heir:

"So let me get this straight..."

"Uh huh..." the rich kid interrupted, in an instant he was unconscious laying on the ground in his own blood for his insolence. Time passes, he comes to.

"I really don't like being interrupted..."

"Buh-whatd ew doo..."

"That's your one free one since you're a little groggy, do it again and I'll cut your dick off" said the interrogator.

The little shit finally grasped what situation they were in.

"You think you're better than others, you think you're above them, don't you? (a pregnant pause)... That's a question dicklips, answer it."

"No I don't, I think I'm just like everyone else..."

"That's why you killed your victim? Because you're just like everyone else?" Another pregnant pause. The interrogator simply, with the ease of dabbing ones mouth with a napkin, or blowing ones nose, lifts his weapon and blows apart one of the perps knees. The shark sound barked out in the small room and left both of their ears ringing. The interrogator was wearing plugs, but it was still loud. The perp was practically deaf at this point. The interrogator takes out a pen and a piece of paper, on it he writes down simply, "This is a new day little bitch, your scumbag family isn't in charge anymore, you're going to answer for your crimes, you're going to apologize, you're going to make it right, and we're going to make you."

They were in that room for over 27 hours, and what came out next to the interrogator barely looked human. "Another arrogant monster confessed boys, bust out the brews!"

The whole office cheered and a few even spat in the face of the piece of filth who, only years ago, enjoyed things like "rights" and "due process" that they and their family could manipulate with their money.

The interrogator walked the criminal to the car outside to bring them for sentencing, between them and the car stood a couple of their rich family members they started screaming, "Do you know who we are, do you have any idea what shit you've stepped in you motherfu-!!!"

The interrogator hauled back and uppercuted that rich sack of shit, busted out nearly all of his teeth and then while he was writhing on the ground kicked him once in the solar plexus. "Do not interfere with official work you mother fucking rat piece of garbage, just for this we will be paying you a visit tonight, I hope you have goons, my boys need practice."

It's been 6 years since the new laws dropped, anyone judged by the government to be hoarding money is now on very thin ice, any heirs or heiress' caught victimizing another person immediately lose all their rights, no more rich lawyers, no more back room deals, they tried to fight back clandestinely in the beginning but they learned quickly that was an extremely bad idea, the US military was something no rich person could simply beat, especially after the color revolution 6 years ago.

The government was finally of the people by the people and for the people once again, it was no longer of the rich for the rich and by the rich, and the rich who got that way through theft and murder were now terrified.

Many of them simply gave up their money, they didn't want the trouble, they finally did the right thing, there were a few still though who wanted to fight, who still thought that they could intimidate and threaten their way out of punishment for any rape or murder their filthy souls committed...and that's when the interrogators were formed, much like the inquisitors of the centuries past the interrogators were judge, jury, and executioner... only this time people were not being harassed arbitrarily for their faith or for their sexual preference, this time, monsters were being slayed, and games were done being played.

Hey guys, my meat lust has come to an impass, I can't keep eating it if every time I look at it i see the animal it was and how it was unloved and raised and killed poorly. I'm going to become a tofaggot. Make your soy jokes. I deserve them.

Ok fine your christian Christmas caroling songs are very nice and relaxing to listen to, I will not make fun of them...

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I'ma keep it 💯 here yo I never understood the appeal of Red Letter Media. They're mediocre Reviewers just like Linkara, Nostalgia Chick, Gigguk, etc. Their Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Reviews are filled with bias especially since they're Original Trilogy Fanboys.

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Scully tries to save Mulder from CIA shit. Mulder desperately pursues telepaths.

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lawful evil: :blobcatwine: your servitude will be comfy
chaotic good: :blobcatgun: i will force you to be free

choose wisely :ablobfoxhyperthinking:

Man, if I was a girl, with simps, I would never, ever, ever go on a secret date with any of them. I would laugh while they seethed in their garbled oil language and would tell them their pain amuses me.

if my political desires or personal interests seem to be all over the place, look for the commonality, the commonality is that I attack anyone who opposes any kind of Liberty, so you might see me defending Christians right to spew Christian bullshit, and then the next day you might see me attacking Christians for interfering with other people's rights, now this doesn't make me a hypocrite or a crazy person, it means I am perfectly ideologically sound and stable and I know what my beliefs are and my beliefs are Liberty for me and for you, period.

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After we step in I did an interview (in Japanese mostly) with @mikamiyoh . This time with Pawoo - how about let us do an interview in English? Who’s the best interviewer? Open for any questions.
Also since mastodon don’t have ‘clubhouse/space’. Let’s figure out a best way?

PS: I will spend my holiday + new yr in some mountains in Japan so we can do this tmr or after new year.

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i think it would be funny if people just stopped paying their taxes en masse.

:blobcatadorable: oh you were just giving all of it away to other countries so obviously you didn't need it
:blobfoxdisapprove: listen here you little shits
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